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Some guy at the gym just said” ok, well, I think Batman has cooler abilities”…

He has no abilities. Just unlimited money cheat code. What???
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
This might be the most possession they have had at half all season

#SEAvMIN #GoSounders #MLSPlayoffs
Halftime, 3-2 Sounders. That was a lot of action. Sounders need to play like they have the lead though, giving up way too many counters. Stats via @sofascore.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Yikes dude. I was flying, and def feel not great rn lol

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November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Two individual errors just cost two goals. Pretty outrageous

I guess that’s play off soccer 🤷‍♂️

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November 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Just kidding we might be bad also

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November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
3 down in the first half is a good look I guess 🤷‍♂️
Ladies and gentlemen, your MLS goalkeeper of the year!
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I do keep thinking what the Loons could have been is Reynoso didn’t fully implode.

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November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
These little babies don’t know what to do at all when they are behind

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November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Turns out, just actually being able to play the game of soccer probably means you might be the better team

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November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Or just actually score on all the xG I guess

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November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Do you just have to high press and take midrange shots to beat Minnesota? Cause they don’t look great at that and it doesn’t look super hard either

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November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Hoping my Mariners fan friends live the dream (sweep every series, win world championship, pop champagne as meteor erases humanity, die on top and freed from Mariners baseball forever)
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I genuinely did not know Pochettino was Argentinian until right now
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Listening to @lobbingscorchers.com today and I actually wonder if Suarez thought he was spitting at Schmetzer to send some kind of dumb point and he doesn’t even know who the coach is?
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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i see miami went through a little rebranding
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Kinda of insane that the Sounders next two games are just rematches of the last two games that won us leagues cup, in the exact same order.

MLS, amirite?🤷‍♂️
September 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just heard Miami being called the “Pink Phoney Club” lmaooooo
September 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Alex Roldan for defensive player of the year @lobbingscorchers.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Was I the only one in the stands that did the DeRo celly after Osaze scored?
September 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I came into the game today saying, either the sounders win a cup, or I get to see Messi pop off live.

I am extremely happy that I got to see the sounders win, and no one could have predicted the crash out. But it feels great honestly.

#Sounders #LeaguesCupChamps
September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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WE HAVE PAUL ROTHROCK.
September 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Suarez shouldn’t be allowed to play another game.

What a baby and just total garbage person
Inter Miami is disgusting. Luis Suarez is disgusting. Spitting on a Sounders coach. #LeaguesCup #MLS
September 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Off ball too. What a complete piece of shit
Dude, Suarez is one of the greasiest bastards I’ve ever seen play holy cow.
September 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I love Georgi Minoungou
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM