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Ecologist, mom, wife, possessed of a greyhound, accidental gardener, puns are my jam.
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You two are just too cute! Happy day for all the reasons!
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
ehwells.bsky.social
Thank you for the earworm...
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
Alesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun Source: lesbuchanan #olympics
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
ehwells.bsky.social
What is he going to do, complain?

So go ahead, slap a "TRUMP" on all the signs with the kind of banners used for "Grand Opening!"
A clip from 7wonders.org, with a picture of a tower in the middle of a city, presumably a recreation of the ancient Lighthouse of Alexandria: "The designer and constructor of the Lighthouse was the architect Sostratus who was forbidden by Ptolemy to put his name on his work as it was traditional. Nevertheless, the architect wrote an inscription on the base’s walls:”Sostratos of Dexiphanes the Cnidian to Saviour Gods for the seafarers”. The inscription was hidden under plaster layer, covered by another inscription in honour to Ptolemy; but after some centuries the plaster off and the name of the architect was revealed."
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 PM
ehwells.bsky.social
Eels headed to the Sargasso Sea?
Coral spawning?
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
ehwells.bsky.social
And their name (Crepidula fornicata) literally means "the little creeping fornicator"
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
ehwells.bsky.social
Yesss was going to mention this one
February 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
ehwells.bsky.social
Herring?
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
ehwells.bsky.social
And Find the River.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM