snortbrend cookies…

hehehe…

I was faffing around with Varia randomizer and managed to do a mockball (machball?) for the first time. Neat! I felt kinda proud. I’m very inconsistent with it, but I was able to do it a handful of times.

As we get into the holiday, just a reminder that if you are buying gift cards to check the package/card very carefully for signs of tampering and never trash the receipt — even if you give the card to someone else. Ideally, each card should have its own receipt kept with the card. Stay sharp!

Today is going to be a day. I can already tell.

It's the happiest of orctobers for my oc Broden, who's extremely proud of his very first pumpkin crop

Pharmacist noticed my shirt and asked, "What is an orc?" I showed her a picture on my phone. She said, "Oh that's ugly." I replied, "Excuse me, that is my inner persona that you're criticizing. Amongst his kind he's considered quite handsome." "Must not be my type." "That's okay, you're human."
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A lot of folk don't seem to realize that "Engagement" and "Attention" are currencies — things with value that you (yes, YOU) have a limited supply to spend. Why squander something so precious on low-quality clickbait slop? You matter. Your time matters. Find something precious to spend your time on.

Dear humans,

When utilizing the invention you call a phone, please speak into it at an appropriate distance. Stop trying to eat it and/or give it oral.

Thanks,
Some random orc.

The Bardic charmer Bozorg, enchanting the streets to be as lively as they can possibly be~

Possibly my favourite piece ever by the magnificent @chenart.bsky.social <3
#Orcs #Bozorg #DnD

The modern orc

For anyone looking to see what I'm up to at the moment, my Twitch streams have been Tuesday evenings at 8 pm Eastern. twitch.tv/eiagra/ Hope to see you there!

Well, finally hopped on here since it's the next best thing since sliced blue birds. We'll see how much use it gets.