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eightytee.bsky.social
Well, I fake a lot of symptoms to be a different person. I try to listen, I try to be primed for a reason to go back to sleep. That's not to say there's no relief. I like it when it happens; you don't. You're happy? When you show it; I won't. The cycle keeps repeating. I can't escape the rip. There's no stopping what this is. Back in the day your style was impressive, infectious, stress-less. Disposition had it all, nothing but rapport. Full of what you're empty of. I hide my riches in embarrassing sheets that reek of suspicious happenings. 'Cause I'm a different person and that will make you sick. There's no stopping what this is. This thing we left outside is waterlogged. You're a load bearing friend and that is what makes this hard. This thing we left outside is waterlogged and all that I know is one of us has to wring it out. This thing we left outside is waterlogged. I've thought about nothing but this. I won't escape the rip.
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
i guess i'm what, an 8-day gizzlandian?
I see through the bricks to the sea Crumbling castle Inching closer each century Crumbling castle Water's rising up, thick and green Crumbling castle Are we safe in our citadel? Look upon our condition Crumbling castle You would not believe where I'm from Crumbling castle
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
[blurred for privacy] — 5:52 PM I didn't know there was a Gordon Ramsay/Paul Hollywood hybrid in the bible e6n. — 7:10 PM youd be surprised what they left out
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
lkook you aint gonna see this guy soon but trust me you dont want to
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
g-man killed it on this one
A humorous, vertically split image. The left side features a headshot of actor John C. Reilly over the text "I CAN BE YOUR ANGLE". The right side features a headshot of Chef Gordon Ramsay over the text "OR UR DEVIL". Below Ramsay is a small, fire-themed graphic for 'HELL'S KITCHEN' that also contains the text "with promotional assistance from" and "this pig shit".
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
whoa and negaramsey, nose in position but with reverse lighting, looks like chad john c reilley
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
oh jesus he's fucking unrecognizable old grandpa when he looks straight on what the fuck gordo you look like a bad wax kiefer sutherland so like current kiefer sutherland

thats mean to kief he doesn't count as not-canadian yet, that 24 hour bitch
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
Hell yahhh
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
eightytee.bsky.social
my beautiful boy
a lumpy blue friend looking grumpy wearing a little propeller cap that says "piss frog" on it
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
eightytee.bsky.social
Having radical empathy for LLM-duped humans? Looks like this one was on a 2-week lag cycle rather than your standard 1. You're slippin', bud. but thats ok we love you anyways

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November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
eightytee.bsky.social
autocaptions are doing what i thought they might and it is VERY funny
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
eightytee.bsky.social
@auntydonnaboys.bsky.social Watching latest pod ep first thing this morning. Spurred on by thoughts Bro raised with his question here earlier I was thinking about your art/comedy, your characters/roles & how they read to me

Any resemblance to real life is unintended, accidental, and comes from love
an imagined interview with Aunty Donna Aunty Donna, why are you so delightfully fucked? How do you access your power? Zach: Oh I just truly don't care if people think I'm silly because I find it enjoyable and freeing, and honestly pretty funny when something weird I do riles someone up. I like the interplay of emotionality between performer and performed-at, and keeping it to comedy or art keeps it sort of safe, you know? I get to determine their emotional state with how I act and that's a lot of responsibility which I do my best not to tread on, because it's scary being vulnerable. I would rather fill that void of vulnerability with joy through laughter, or at least make them very confused, because that's at least better than making them sad. Broden: Oh I'm just a really, really, really good guy who likes playing with his best friends. I lend an air of legitimacy because sure I am traditionally attractive and reinforce that there is a masculine adult in the room which is why I often play teachers or dads. But we've all got that silly dog inside us sometimes so when in Rome, right? I just love these boys and they act silly all the time and I love supporting them when they do that and it lets me explore my silly side that, when you're traditionally very very good looking and muscly and handsome and a man society tells you to worry about footy or hammers or business or war and honestly I'd rather just play with my friends. And also footy. Mark: Pain. Oh, I see. Um. How does... is there... is that where your freedom comes from? What well do you draw from when you perform? Mark: I'm little.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM