hey bitches

there is an ice cream truck that has been parking in my neighborhood for about an hour every single day and the good news is that the same 15 second song clip that plays on a loop can be heard with amazing clarity in my apt :3

i bet that medieval torture device where they stretch you out felt really good at first

gonna start saying things again 🫡

dang i haven’t said anything in a year

every time i hear the word spleen i remember that girl in my hs english class who missed like a month of school and the teacher laid into her in front of everyone for being gone and when the teacher was done she looked at me like i was the camera in a mockumentary and said “my spleen was enlarged”