l' oeufs
@eitje.is.fckn.gay
She/They lettersoup connoisseur that visited all 408 railway stations in The Netherlands.
Guaranteed to contain traces of caffeine, DE&I and cesium-137.
Guaranteed to contain traces of caffeine, DE&I and cesium-137.
Feedback worth mentioning:
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Feedback worth mentioning:
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
“Oreo’s taste better if you split them, softly smack their face, and then force feed them”
Please share with relevant interested parties
How to get two beautiful people, a bunch of plushies and a blahaj in your bed you ask?
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
How to get two beautiful people, a bunch of plushies and a blahaj in your bed you ask?
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
Step 1: have a rear end so attractive someone decides to park a truck in the back of your car.
Step 2: be checked out by cute cop and ambulance personne
Step 3: profit!
It’s chicken, with… something. I don’t care it’s nice!
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
September 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It’s chicken, with… something. I don’t care it’s nice!
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
Spoken by a cute person, having an unknown dish at a Thai place
Puppy PSA: puppies are safe and calm and fracking overjoyed when in wine cellars
September 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Puppy PSA: puppies are safe and calm and fracking overjoyed when in wine cellars
Eurostar: the star must be for their starring lack of wifi on board.
September 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Eurostar: the star must be for their starring lack of wifi on board.
Holy wall. Was Trump asked by France to erect a border wall near Calais or something?
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Holy wall. Was Trump asked by France to erect a border wall near Calais or something?
They speak French on the train now.
September 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
They speak French on the train now.
Did you know: crossing timezones confuse puppies? (Mine was under the impression that a 1h20m tunnel crossing would only take 20 minutes.)
September 7, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Did you know: crossing timezones confuse puppies? (Mine was under the impression that a 1h20m tunnel crossing would only take 20 minutes.)
Train report:
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
September 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Train report:
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
- Seats be okay.
- delays not so much
- Medically trained personnel to cabin 5 please (all was good)
That feeling when both your partners finally meet each other; and they immediately start yapping about all things cars, special interests and camera lenses.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
June 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That feeling when both your partners finally meet each other; and they immediately start yapping about all things cars, special interests and camera lenses.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
No animal noises yet though, that might require more interactions, possibly.
Antwerp Zoo doing that which pains the big J Dandruff.
February 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Antwerp Zoo doing that which pains the big J Dandruff.
Kinda would appreciate the Dutch govt not sending me the blue (letter saying I have unpaid taxes due to their weird method of counting) each year.
Just let me not adult for a bit.
Just let me not adult for a bit.
February 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Kinda would appreciate the Dutch govt not sending me the blue (letter saying I have unpaid taxes due to their weird method of counting) each year.
Just let me not adult for a bit.
Just let me not adult for a bit.
Actually figured out how to use chatGPT:
Use it to calculate the total of hours worked. Then have it subtract the amount of hours I should have worked.
Pro: no having to math
Con: fuck I worked like, too many.
Hypothesis: work less = better?
Use it to calculate the total of hours worked. Then have it subtract the amount of hours I should have worked.
Pro: no having to math
Con: fuck I worked like, too many.
Hypothesis: work less = better?
February 3, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Actually figured out how to use chatGPT:
Use it to calculate the total of hours worked. Then have it subtract the amount of hours I should have worked.
Pro: no having to math
Con: fuck I worked like, too many.
Hypothesis: work less = better?
Use it to calculate the total of hours worked. Then have it subtract the amount of hours I should have worked.
Pro: no having to math
Con: fuck I worked like, too many.
Hypothesis: work less = better?
@miloedwards.bsky.social Your bit was too damn good, you made us stay for round two
!
!
January 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@miloedwards.bsky.social Your bit was too damn good, you made us stay for round two
!
!
No real significance, but sad, this is message 70.
January 24, 2025 at 8:09 AM
No real significance, but sad, this is message 70.
Who would have thought working 22,5hrs in 2 days would result in shitty sleep…
Guess the fuck around stage with work is slowly turning into a find out stage.
Should reverse that.
Guess the fuck around stage with work is slowly turning into a find out stage.
Should reverse that.
January 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Who would have thought working 22,5hrs in 2 days would result in shitty sleep…
Guess the fuck around stage with work is slowly turning into a find out stage.
Should reverse that.
Guess the fuck around stage with work is slowly turning into a find out stage.
Should reverse that.
Haven bezoeken:
- mijn tenen zijn bevroren.
- de wind was fris.
- de foto’s zijn memeful.
8/10 would repeat
- mijn tenen zijn bevroren.
- de wind was fris.
- de foto’s zijn memeful.
8/10 would repeat
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Haven bezoeken:
- mijn tenen zijn bevroren.
- de wind was fris.
- de foto’s zijn memeful.
8/10 would repeat
- mijn tenen zijn bevroren.
- de wind was fris.
- de foto’s zijn memeful.
8/10 would repeat
It’s time to _____!
(Read horrible cards are being played and is probably get delisted for the jokes)
(Read horrible cards are being played and is probably get delisted for the jokes)
January 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s time to _____!
(Read horrible cards are being played and is probably get delisted for the jokes)
(Read horrible cards are being played and is probably get delisted for the jokes)
That feel when your HP-G2 calculator is faster than Excel...
Microshits be Microshits.
Microshits be Microshits.
January 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
That feel when your HP-G2 calculator is faster than Excel...
Microshits be Microshits.
Microshits be Microshits.
Steps of ending “work” in 2024
1: Make VrijMiBo’s contain actual alcohol
2: Go GlowGolf with colleagues making everyone open up
3: Get Rdunk on booze with colleagues while playing Super Mario Jamboree
3.1: Have a colleague sleep over cause drunk?
4: Make pancakes, and have holiday!
1: Make VrijMiBo’s contain actual alcohol
2: Go GlowGolf with colleagues making everyone open up
3: Get Rdunk on booze with colleagues while playing Super Mario Jamboree
3.1: Have a colleague sleep over cause drunk?
4: Make pancakes, and have holiday!
December 21, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Steps of ending “work” in 2024
1: Make VrijMiBo’s contain actual alcohol
2: Go GlowGolf with colleagues making everyone open up
3: Get Rdunk on booze with colleagues while playing Super Mario Jamboree
3.1: Have a colleague sleep over cause drunk?
4: Make pancakes, and have holiday!
1: Make VrijMiBo’s contain actual alcohol
2: Go GlowGolf with colleagues making everyone open up
3: Get Rdunk on booze with colleagues while playing Super Mario Jamboree
3.1: Have a colleague sleep over cause drunk?
4: Make pancakes, and have holiday!
“Thuiswerken”
Ja, de was staat aan, de tafel is weer gekuist. Geniaal die kapitalistische uitvindingen.
Ja, de was staat aan, de tafel is weer gekuist. Geniaal die kapitalistische uitvindingen.
December 17, 2024 at 9:03 AM
“Thuiswerken”
Ja, de was staat aan, de tafel is weer gekuist. Geniaal die kapitalistische uitvindingen.
Ja, de was staat aan, de tafel is weer gekuist. Geniaal die kapitalistische uitvindingen.
Boss make a buck, I make a dime. Hence I play Uno Express on the bosses time.
August 19, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Boss make a buck, I make a dime. Hence I play Uno Express on the bosses time.
From Mexico, to Italy we go.
Pizza with dip, prepared it was.
Consumed it has been.
Pizza with dip, prepared it was.
Consumed it has been.
April 10, 2024 at 5:46 PM
From Mexico, to Italy we go.
Pizza with dip, prepared it was.
Consumed it has been.
Pizza with dip, prepared it was.
Consumed it has been.
When munchies strike. The one question asked. “Will it become Nacho?”
April 9, 2024 at 6:26 PM
When munchies strike. The one question asked. “Will it become Nacho?”
New insight: "Capitalism should wait, sleep should be prioritized over money generation."
April 3, 2024 at 9:21 AM
New insight: "Capitalism should wait, sleep should be prioritized over money generation."