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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦

@ejacobslaw.com

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Lawyer (copyright, trademark, and commercial disputes). Bandit Heeler disciple. Donut addict. He / him. San Francisco ∙ ejacobslaw.com

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · Jan 23

If Putin had installed a president completely obedient to him and ordered him to kill the country, nothing would be different from what Trump did this past week.

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1h

Okay I have bad news about the caviar we just ate.

Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 2h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Helena Bonham Carter as Marla Singer in Fight Club

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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 4h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Winona Ryder, covered in ash and dragging on a cigarette at the end of “Heathers”

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Jill Blake @biscuitkitten.bsky.social · 4h

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 6h

a marshmallow man from the movie stay puft marshmallow man is standing in a parking lot

ALT: a marshmallow man from the movie stay puft marshmallow man is standing in a parking lot

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 7h

i am not saying the world has gone completely bonkers but
the world has gone absolutely completely bonkers

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 12h

If you come for my people, you come through me.

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

“…if you’re not sick of me already…”
It’s time for some hard truths, man.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 1d

Never before in American history has one state's military force been deployed in another state over its objection.

I say never because the Civil War involved states whose governments legally ceased to exist, their offices vacated by constructive resignation, with no legitimate governors to object.

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T. Greg "Antifa General Counsel (Retired)" Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 1d

Outside counsel / in-house counsel / sales rep

Screenshot of an ESPN Monday Night Football interview, with Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, and Patrick Mahomes seated left to right. Reid is wearing a light gray suit, light-colored dress shirt, and red tie that makes him look like he's sitting in an unpleasant deposition. Kelce is wearing a relaxed short-sleeved button-up shirt with a whimsical pattern and a brown newsboy cap that makes him look like he's in organized crime. Mahomes is in a pink dress shirt, slightly darker pink tie, and dark-pink-and-white checkered vest that makes him look like a dandy.

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

That, plus the regime will descend into infighting and chaos.

Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

Pablo Picasso could have played Pong.

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 1d

Cook Political poll find Prop 50 up 50% to 34% among registered voters in California: www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

“Deploying the unit specifically trained to crush Chicago antipasto.”
“Antifa.”
“Uh, copy.”

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts.

Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

I’m more of an ideas guy.

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

Imagine if a candle was delicious.

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

@kenwhite.bsky.social, can the government prosecute a criminal defendant pro se?

Brad Heath @bradheath.bsky.social · 1d

An update: Former FBI director and Trump antagonist James Comey is scheduled be arraigned tomorrow morning in federal court in Alexandria, Va. And still no career DOJ attorneys have entered an appearance in the case.

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 1d

A valuable reminder in these hard times.

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

Think I’ll pivot to being a manosphere influencer with WWII-themed self-improvement videos.
Improve your diet? K-rations.
Want to lose weight? Jungle death march.
Home defense? P-51 Mustang.

Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

Also the senior partner’s edits make parentheticals stronger (but wrong) and are provided 90 minutes before the filing deadline in barely legible ink on a three-day-old draft.

Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 1d

Clear eyes, full heart, can’t news!

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 2d

Sardines, but consumed in the dark while muttering Gollum’s song about fish.

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Ethan “Spooky Docket Entry🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦 @ejacobslaw.com · 2d

It’s bad that cops lie so much.
But is it good or bad that they don’t bother to tell lies that stand up to the gentlest scrutiny?

Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 2d

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

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