Eric Jacobson
@ejacobson.bsky.social
Shit-posting Xennial. Unapologetic progressive/ally. Guitar nerd. Music production. Photography. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fanatic. Hot sauce snob. Punching Nazis is my love language.
Elon Musk pulled a 180 on the legitimacy of the #EpsteinFiles release within 96 hours...Gee, I wonder what changed...
February 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Elon Musk pulled a 180 on the legitimacy of the #EpsteinFiles release within 96 hours...Gee, I wonder what changed...
This is how to shutdown the argument that POWERLESS Democrats could have stolen the #2020Election, and thereby negate the grounds for #Trump insisting on oversight of upcoming elections:
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
This is how to shutdown the argument that POWERLESS Democrats could have stolen the #2020Election, and thereby negate the grounds for #Trump insisting on oversight of upcoming elections:
He's not apologizing because there aren't enough apologies he could make in the remainder of his freedom...
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
He's not apologizing because there aren't enough apologies he could make in the remainder of his freedom...
There's only one reason why the #Trump administration would redact the SENDER of this creepy af #EpsteinFiles email instead of email contents where victims would be named...
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
There's only one reason why the #Trump administration would redact the SENDER of this creepy af #EpsteinFiles email instead of email contents where victims would be named...
Why tf does #Trump think anyone should be smiling when talking about the victims of child rape? #EpsteinFiles
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Why tf does #Trump think anyone should be smiling when talking about the victims of child rape? #EpsteinFiles
Lol, France just declared war on Elon Musk... #EpsteinFiles
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Lol, France just declared war on Elon Musk... #EpsteinFiles
It's not that he's shitting himself as much as it is that he's wiping his ass with the Constitution that's the problem...
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It's not that he's shitting himself as much as it is that he's wiping his ass with the Constitution that's the problem...
He deserves worse than prison...
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
He deserves worse than prison...
Not that everyone in the #EpsteinFiles is a pedophile, but everyone in the Epstein Files made a decision to be cool with having pedophiles in their circle...
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Not that everyone in the #EpsteinFiles is a pedophile, but everyone in the Epstein Files made a decision to be cool with having pedophiles in their circle...
This will matter, if our elections still exist in nine months.
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This will matter, if our elections still exist in nine months.
I wonder if anyone in Congress knows that #Trump suing government agencies which report to the executive branch is an impeachable offense... 🤔
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I wonder if anyone in Congress knows that #Trump suing government agencies which report to the executive branch is an impeachable offense... 🤔
Update: Texas man Arrested After Fighting with Minors During Student Protest 🤣🤣🤣
February 4, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Update: Texas man Arrested After Fighting with Minors During Student Protest 🤣🤣🤣
Obama couldn't reform #ICE with eight uninterrupted years to do it, so if you think Trump will, you're just a willing contributor to their violence...either #AbolishICE or stand down for representation with the balls to do so...
February 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Obama couldn't reform #ICE with eight uninterrupted years to do it, so if you think Trump will, you're just a willing contributor to their violence...either #AbolishICE or stand down for representation with the balls to do so...
As the sitting president, #Trump wants to be "hands-on" with election integrity the same way he was hands-on with the throats of underage girls he raped...
February 4, 2026 at 1:05 AM
As the sitting president, #Trump wants to be "hands-on" with election integrity the same way he was hands-on with the throats of underage girls he raped...
If I was going to first, worm my way onto the ballot in a presidential election I'm constitutionally intelligible for, and then steal said election, the first person I'd call is Tulsi Gabbard... #MAGA
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
If I was going to first, worm my way onto the ballot in a presidential election I'm constitutionally intelligible for, and then steal said election, the first person I'd call is Tulsi Gabbard... #MAGA
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Has anyone ever considered that professional conspiracy theorists are usually #Trump supporters because conspiratorial behavior is mostly a MAGA joint? I'm just asking questions here... #EpsteinFiles
February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Has anyone ever considered that professional conspiracy theorists are usually #Trump supporters because conspiratorial behavior is mostly a MAGA joint? I'm just asking questions here... #EpsteinFiles
The two reasons Elon Musk is melting down about being named in the #EpsteinFiles are:
1️⃣ Just because he allegedly never went to the island, the emails prove he desperately WANTED to go
2️⃣ Not even the worst people in the world wanted him around, which begs the question why?
1️⃣ Just because he allegedly never went to the island, the emails prove he desperately WANTED to go
2️⃣ Not even the worst people in the world wanted him around, which begs the question why?
February 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The two reasons Elon Musk is melting down about being named in the #EpsteinFiles are:
1️⃣ Just because he allegedly never went to the island, the emails prove he desperately WANTED to go
2️⃣ Not even the worst people in the world wanted him around, which begs the question why?
1️⃣ Just because he allegedly never went to the island, the emails prove he desperately WANTED to go
2️⃣ Not even the worst people in the world wanted him around, which begs the question why?
#Trump isn't the first president to have had major scandals, but at least none of the others sounded like Veruca Salt when answering for their bullshit... #AbolishICE
February 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
#Trump isn't the first president to have had major scandals, but at least none of the others sounded like Veruca Salt when answering for their bullshit... #AbolishICE
My new nickname for Elon Musk is Pedo Guy...
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My new nickname for Elon Musk is Pedo Guy...