Emry J Writes
@ejordal.bsky.social
Autistic about writing. Double-married. Email fiend.
(Mostly I write MG and adult fantasy!)
(Mostly I write MG and adult fantasy!)
This pothos: "THERE'S LIGHT SOMEWHERE UNDER THAT SOFA, RIGHT, I JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING"
teenage behavior honestly
teenage behavior honestly
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This pothos: "THERE'S LIGHT SOMEWHERE UNDER THAT SOFA, RIGHT, I JUST HAVE TO KEEP TRYING"
teenage behavior honestly
teenage behavior honestly
"But Mother, Father, I want to be crushed in the cold box!"
February 10, 2024 at 12:02 AM
"But Mother, Father, I want to be crushed in the cold box!"
Kisses on our little head! Oh the indignity.
January 17, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Kisses on our little head! Oh the indignity.
Xmas brunch with partners 🥰💞
December 25, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Xmas brunch with partners 🥰💞
this cat has discovered that humans pay attention to claws inserted into their wrists. ow.
December 2, 2023 at 11:58 PM
this cat has discovered that humans pay attention to claws inserted into their wrists. ow.
Someone get this squeaky toy some Xanax. We are on high alert this morning. (There's a cat in the window!!!)
September 3, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Someone get this squeaky toy some Xanax. We are on high alert this morning. (There's a cat in the window!!!)
so how much money do those ticket sites make when they hit customers with nearly $70 of fees for $180 of tickets? personally, I'm gonna close the tab and not give them any money at all.
July 29, 2023 at 3:47 PM
so how much money do those ticket sites make when they hit customers with nearly $70 of fees for $180 of tickets? personally, I'm gonna close the tab and not give them any money at all.
my girlfriend wants me to play the sims so bad that they let me make a household that's just one dude and seven of the most obnoxious horses I could conceive of. I hope they bite people.
July 29, 2023 at 12:27 AM
my girlfriend wants me to play the sims so bad that they let me make a household that's just one dude and seven of the most obnoxious horses I could conceive of. I hope they bite people.