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EJ The Third
@ejthethird.bsky.social
32 yr old Irn Bru drinker. I do a blog series called Midnight Gaming if you're interested in reading. https://ejt3rd.carrd.co/ #gaming 🎮

Minors DNI!
Same sorta vibe
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Did some more EJ Yinglet shots. #yingletcreator #yinglet
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
MY ROTTEN MUSHROOM SON #cotl #cultofthelamb
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Stew for dinner
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

Just woke up and did some cleaning up a bit around the house, made an omelette. Still a bit sleepy but im good
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
So I see yinglet creator got updated woth workshop support now

Splendid
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Just occurred to me that Pat can probably pull off Bluebeard from Fables/Wolf Among Us if he grew a chinstrap beard + moustache combo, dyed it black and weared black rim glasses
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
👍
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I know this is a shitpost but.... can you elaborate?
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Without buying them dinner first?
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Whatcha looking at homer?
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Guess it's not happening. Shame.

Here, have some rare lewd EJ to ease the pain
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
So did half-life 3 happen yet?
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
what flavor is your OC?
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful december
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
*looks at my one single oc*

Probably EJ by default?
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Times up.... and I have received zero suggestions on that post.

This was really, really, not worth doing. Going about my day while constantly checking if anyone has suggested any names or such and seeing zilch. This was honestly kinda painful.

This genuinely sucked.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So my first follower, Naarno, died of old age

Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection

Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno

He's back now, yay

But he's cursed, so he's a zombie

Locked him in prison to keep others safe

Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Watched a video on tips and tricks for COTL and apparently with the ability to revive yourself at the cost of a follower, choosing a follower you're married to will give you extra health? Damn.

"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"

The lamb:
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Well, alright, heres EJ in their yinglet form. Hope you feel better.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Was going to like this but saw the like count. So i'm gonna screenshot and post it here for preservation
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So right now shoulder hurts, and I have a headache, but I also had a nice spaghetti bolognese, and Im gonna carve some chicken for sandwiches tomorrow.

May as well give this another try, yeah?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Seen gameplay vids on Dispatch and... seems like a major fumble that the game railroads you to a relationship towards a choice between 2 women and only those 2.

The games garnered a lot of interest, but man, we could've had a return of the Baldurs Gate 3 Bearfucking scene with the bat guy.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Payday: The Heist - Cheney? - Defeat a Bulldozer with a shotgun. 16.7% of players got this achievement.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hello
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM