I was trying to Google Bob Odencork and Google gave me this instead? I don't know what this is. I'm switching back to Yahoo.

Who ate the first pineapple? Who looked at a pineapple and decided to try eating it? I find them a little intimidating to be honest. Now grapes on the other hand are a very approachable fruit!

I forgot the password to my account. I thought I did a different password but then I remembered that its the same password I use for amazon and mcdonalds!

Do the post office trucks have heat in them? I got my medicated creams delivered today and they were so cold I had to warm them on the radiator before I could use them! I was waiting outside when they came so they didn't even sit at the stoop, so there's no reason for them to be so cold!

Quick Question For The Internet: If you touch a part of your body but can't feel it how do you know it's really part of your body and not something else?

Now we're out of crackers

Since she keeps lying I told her the meatloaf wasn't good last night and now she's upset with me. It was really good but she made me so angry and I won't let her have anymore crackers either.

I told my wife that Nabisco changed their saltine recipe and even after 5 crackers she doesn't believe me. She says they taste the same! I told her to try it with the cheese and she said it tastes the same.