my mom's policy was that she used to keep up the tree until Valentine's Day because it made her happy. i am guessing that a dead tree that's kept in water is functionally a dry tree

for some reason i think i would prefer to decorate the room that's about to be destroyed. i would put up the stockings

there's still time for you to return the money Palmer Lucky paid you and delete this dogshit post

i will move back to illinois for the privilege of voting against your dumb ass

anyway december is a great time to press pause on your online shopping addiction, and please tip your mail carrier

two years ago, almost to the day, i nearly throttled an old woman while i was dragging a dolly of packages up to her address and she turned to her friend and crowed about how she was sooooo~ addicted to temu

i missed MJF's return so that i could watch a sundowning man without a pop filter get increasingly agitated