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'I've entered a wet T-shirt comp."
Dad growls.
'Not that I'd do so.'
He closes my dorm door after them.I stare at it. Had they finally gone?
'We're empty nesters.'
Poor Mum.
"How about that second honeymoon? Hawaii?'
What? Dad hates flying.
#WriteCBC
'I've entered a wet T-shirt comp."
Dad growls.
'Not that I'd do so.'
He closes my dorm door after them.I stare at it. Had they finally gone?
'We're empty nesters.'
Poor Mum.
"How about that second honeymoon? Hawaii?'
What? Dad hates flying.
#WriteCBC
So, my 2026 resolution is to finally finish the MS I started while Mum was here.
It's time.
#WriteCBC
So, my 2026 resolution is to finally finish the MS I started while Mum was here.
It's time.
#WriteCBC
Ian isn't convinced, at six years old he's heard the playground rumours. So he'd made a plan. Granny will never miss a few of her special 'night, night' pills.
"I really hope Santa eats it all up."
#WriteCBC
Ian isn't convinced, at six years old he's heard the playground rumours. So he'd made a plan. Granny will never miss a few of her special 'night, night' pills.
"I really hope Santa eats it all up."
#WriteCBC
I used my mum's magic weapon.
Their response...
'Yay, McDonald's time.'
I forgot my brother is their father, and he's as soft as our dad.
I used my mum's magic weapon.
Their response...
'Yay, McDonald's time.'
I forgot my brother is their father, and he's as soft as our dad.