Eric Konon
@ekonon.bsky.social
Slapping a thin blue line sticker on my car as a magic incantation to keep from getting harassed by the cops.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Slapping a thin blue line sticker on my car as a magic incantation to keep from getting harassed by the cops.
Slapping “new driver, please be patient” stickers all over my car as a magic incantation against ever being held responsible for my bad driving.
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Slapping “new driver, please be patient” stickers all over my car as a magic incantation against ever being held responsible for my bad driving.
I should get into Jotaro’s Bizarre Adventure again.
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I should get into Jotaro’s Bizarre Adventure again.
At the end of the day I’m just a machine that converts food into chores.
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
At the end of the day I’m just a machine that converts food into chores.
I miss my space TV show.
October 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I miss my space TV show.
Happy No Childcare Week in New York to everyone who celebrates.
September 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Happy No Childcare Week in New York to everyone who celebrates.
Going to the store to look at all the computers.
September 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Going to the store to look at all the computers.
It’s graduation season! Fun mental math activity: each purple robe represents roughly $400,000 in tuition!
May 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s graduation season! Fun mental math activity: each purple robe represents roughly $400,000 in tuition!
I mentioned WD-40 at the bike shop and got scoffed at so, so hard.
May 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I mentioned WD-40 at the bike shop and got scoffed at so, so hard.
Bluesky. Bluesky! Everyone’s talking and having a good time n Bluesky. Except me. I’m built different. I’m here to howl into the void.
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Bluesky. Bluesky! Everyone’s talking and having a good time n Bluesky. Except me. I’m built different. I’m here to howl into the void.
The moral arc of the universe bends toward justice — unless sodee pop is too expensive. Then forget it.
November 14, 2024 at 12:02 PM
The moral arc of the universe bends toward justice — unless sodee pop is too expensive. Then forget it.
Do not talk to me about arcs or morals or bending ever again.
November 14, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Do not talk to me about arcs or morals or bending ever again.
"The world is an evil place. Some of us make money off that evil while it destroys others."
November 12, 2024 at 6:00 PM
"The world is an evil place. Some of us make money off that evil while it destroys others."
A better world isn’t possible. Not anymore.
November 7, 2024 at 3:42 AM
A better world isn’t possible. Not anymore.
but I was told he was "almost self-impeaching."
November 6, 2024 at 8:27 PM
but I was told he was "almost self-impeaching."
October 22, 2024 at 6:50 PM
One thousand no’s for every maybe.
October 1, 2024 at 1:05 PM
One thousand no’s for every maybe.
Neglecting all my responsibilities so I can watch a four hour YouTube video essay on why a TV show was bad.
September 5, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Neglecting all my responsibilities so I can watch a four hour YouTube video essay on why a TV show was bad.
Bawling! At the water park.
August 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Bawling! At the water park.
The pool opens at 11am and it closes when someone poops.
August 16, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The pool opens at 11am and it closes when someone poops.
I went to the library and everyone was playing video games.
August 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
I went to the library and everyone was playing video games.
You can do almost anything you want to on the Skytrain.
July 30, 2024 at 9:14 PM
You can do almost anything you want to on the Skytrain.
This “student driver” sticker entitles the bearer to avoid accountability for one (1) vehicular homicide.
July 8, 2024 at 12:25 AM
This “student driver” sticker entitles the bearer to avoid accountability for one (1) vehicular homicide.
What has Roald Dahl got against chewing gum?
July 5, 2024 at 1:51 PM
What has Roald Dahl got against chewing gum?
(Adagio, mournfully)
You're the red, white and blue
Oh, the funny things you do
America, America this is you.
You're the red, white and blue
Oh, the funny things you do
America, America this is you.
June 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
(Adagio, mournfully)
You're the red, white and blue
Oh, the funny things you do
America, America this is you.
You're the red, white and blue
Oh, the funny things you do
America, America this is you.