Crumpsy Everidge
@el-kristy.bsky.social
Writer — fiction, humor, tennis. Peep Show devotee, sadly a Jeremy (with flashes of Mark).
My favorite thing about my local South Brooklyn bar is the tiny CRT tv on a high shelf that’s the main concession to watching sports.
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My favorite thing about my local South Brooklyn bar is the tiny CRT tv on a high shelf that’s the main concession to watching sports.
Leaves are very big in London.
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Leaves are very big in London.
Release the Epstein Files
August 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Release the Epstein Files
Purple clover, Queen Anne’s Lace
August 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Purple clover, Queen Anne’s Lace
A rough day with new sandals.
July 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A rough day with new sandals.
Window of a place I thought was Reality Collective, then realized it’s Realty. Still a wondrous window display. In Red Hook.
June 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Window of a place I thought was Reality Collective, then realized it’s Realty. Still a wondrous window display. In Red Hook.
My friend Stacey Levine’s novel Mice 1961 was a finalist for the fiction Pulitzer!! So proud.
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My friend Stacey Levine’s novel Mice 1961 was a finalist for the fiction Pulitzer!! So proud.
The Tesla takedown protest in Gowanus Brooklyn was noisy, spirited and supported by over 50% of cars driving through.
March 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The Tesla takedown protest in Gowanus Brooklyn was noisy, spirited and supported by over 50% of cars driving through.
Meanwhile on r/jobs
March 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Meanwhile on r/jobs
The park was pretty tonight.
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The park was pretty tonight.
You know you’ve made it in underachievement-land when even the scam artists are worried about your bank balance.
December 31, 2024 at 9:43 PM
You know you’ve made it in underachievement-land when even the scam artists are worried about your bank balance.
Visiting family in upstate NY. It’s spectack.
December 26, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Visiting family in upstate NY. It’s spectack.
All we like sheep!
December 22, 2024 at 4:39 PM
All we like sheep!
Running in the park
Watching winter turn to deeper winter
Watching winter turn to deeper winter
December 17, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Running in the park
Watching winter turn to deeper winter
Watching winter turn to deeper winter
I went as a “sexy jailbird” — go ahead ‘n laugh. My friends and I handed out candy in front of our local and it was so much fun! Long live silly costumes and mallow candy in all its brilliant forms.
November 1, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I went as a “sexy jailbird” — go ahead ‘n laugh. My friends and I handed out candy in front of our local and it was so much fun! Long live silly costumes and mallow candy in all its brilliant forms.
My nabe, doing some nice falling
October 18, 2024 at 1:30 AM
My nabe, doing some nice falling
How it’s going with me and AI:
October 11, 2024 at 1:55 AM
How it’s going with me and AI:
My sister always urges me to get rid of my books (yes, you heard me) but I insist on keeping a big ol’ creaky house’s worth in a NY apartment.
October 8, 2024 at 1:34 AM
My sister always urges me to get rid of my books (yes, you heard me) but I insist on keeping a big ol’ creaky house’s worth in a NY apartment.
Blue sky for you, blsky. From about a month ago, Coney Island (ofc).
September 26, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Blue sky for you, blsky. From about a month ago, Coney Island (ofc).
From yesterday’s walk in Green-Wood Cemetery.
August 14, 2024 at 1:21 PM
From yesterday’s walk in Green-Wood Cemetery.