elaborinth8993
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God. My life is so fucked up….

Thought we got over this….
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ok.

I need someone to explain to me something.

Why is it that LGBTQIA+ hookup culture has turned being out and proud, as not being discreet?

Being discreet means, for some examples…

I don’t ask for a face pic, or we meet in secret, or I don’t say anything to anyone about who I just fucked.
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This post is probably going to give away a significant amount of information regarding where I live, but I have to talk about what’s going on.

So outside the city limits of my hometown there is an aluminum factory. About 3-4 months ago, one of the sections of the factory massively caught on fire…
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have a question for those that follow me that know more about mental health then I do.

Is it normal to feel guilty for taking a break between all your chores?

I still have so much shit to do, like fold laundry, vacuum my room, sweep and mop my bathroom, etc....

But I just can't get off my couch
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
And there it is. The line in the sand being redrawn

Sure, potentially bi-curious best friend, we can talk about your visit to girlfriend in California and fucked her for days, but you never felt the urge to cum.

But when you say “Anal got me close”
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I know that Porn is not realistic and is usually dramatized to sell a plot and make it sound more interesting.

But if your Porn title is "Str8 guy's second time."

And the straight guy is the bottom, and already knows about and has become a total *poppers* queen...

This ain't their second time...
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I just got my @dbrand.bsky.social AirPod 4th Gen grip case in, and the lid to the case wouldn’t stay on, no matter what.

Turns out, when I removed the tab on the inside of the lid. I removed the adhesive that was under the tab.

I’m glad they included a second one, or I was going to go full Karen.
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"If you have to eat shit, don't nibble."

That is a fucking powerful motivational quote right there.

Didn't think I would hear that from a YouTuber that I just found out went to federal prison Chris Boden
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Brennen Lee Mulligan….

It’s episode 4….

On a main campaign….

Not a few episodes one shot…

What the fuck
October 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I guess I really need to learn how to read a bus schedule.

Thought this entire time, the bus I’m waiting for arrives at this bus stop at 11:00am

What it actually does is that it arrives at the terminus of the line at 11am, restarts its route, and arrives at my stop at 11:08am
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You know how some people say that when they are busy and life is just kicking them down hard that some will say that either They are getting fucked or life is fucking them?

Let’s just say, that at this point, I could take a fist easily.
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My roommate is having a bad day and got really pissed off and threw our broom and broke some glass, then he ran out of the house and drove away to go cool off.

So what did my brain do? Go into trauma response mode and clean the entire house from top to bottom.
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why is it that you wake up just as a dream is about to get good, and you wake up, fully bricked up and blue balled?
October 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The internet has forever tainted me.

I saw this in the daily events email the college I work for sends me every weekday, and my brain immediately went to the wrong place.

#Furries.
September 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I’m not trying to be offensive here at all. But can someone explain to me why there has been an increased trend in people on gay hookup apps presenting fem?

I understand trans people exist. I’m not trying to belittle their stories. You exist, you are valid and loved…
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My father wonders why I don’t come around often…

As my entitled 35 year old brother sits there freeloading off of my limited income 75 year old father, thinking he has a say in how my father spends his money, and gets mad when it’s not spent his way…

I wonder why I don’t come around often either….
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I just saw a post on Reddit about how a mom’s teenage son bought a flip cover for the auto start/stop button on his car. The mom asked Reddit about it because it came from Shein, and she immediately went “ITS FOR DRUGS/FOR SEX MY SON IS A DEGENERATE! HELP ME PROVE IM RIGHT REDDIT”
September 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Maybe I am better off living alone. It seems like my existence pisses people off
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
As much as I like seeing dicks and asses, and naked men in general.

I draw the line at gaped prolapsed anuses.
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Silksong is real and has a release date. For those interested.

youtu.be/HYFyIinfyyc?...
Hollow Knight: Silksong - Official Release Date Trailer | gamescom 2025
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
August 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I just started a new position at my job, and I am already having issues with a coworker.

My coworker that is supposed to train me, works for 15 minutes, then dips and leaves me for 45 minutes.

Do I be a bitch and report her? or bite my tongue cause I’m new?
August 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I hate when I have to bite my tongue.

My friend and Cousin, John (not actual name, to protect the innocent) has been messaging me all morning taking about a family reunion that’s happening today that he refuses to go to.

And that’s all ok. You are not required to do something you don’t want….
August 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Holy shit! Brennan Lee Mulligan is going to DM Critical Role Campaign 4

I know Dimension20 is big in its own right. (Dimension20 sold out Madison Square Garden FFS) But DM’ing Critical Role has got to be the biggest honor.

It is THE BIGGEST LivePlay TTRPG.
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Ok

So that’s a little too strange for my books.

I have a Nonogram picture solving game on my phone that I have solved 2,539 puzzles over the years

Yesterday, I solved only my 3rd ever puzzle with Kirby. I solved it on one of my best friend’s birthday who is obsessed with Kirby.

That’s spooky…..
August 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM