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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 30

the world is your oyster, and you're the only...gay

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 27

Just fell to my knees

Micheál @mehallk.bsky.social · Aug 27

As if they’ve just put the NYT mini crossword behind a paywall 😩

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 26

important detail

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 25

Beginning to see the tiniest bit of definition in my shoulders and chest 🥹 (no, you aren't getting photo evidence)

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 20

Clark Kent if he were a twink 🤨

Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 17

My thoughts are with you in this torrid time </3

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 16

Thank god, I've been withdrawing 😭

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 14

With a bit of luck the stress will increase my blood pressure to the degree that I'm eligible on the NHS lmao

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 14

So this has ruined my night

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 13

I support AI image editing when it is used to remove massive sweat patches 🤖💦

A picture of me smiling in Valletta, Malta

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 9

Looking great! x

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Aug 9

not that anybody should care but my weight is in the double digits (less than 100kg) for the first time in years 🥲🥹

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 30

Hair is looking tousle-able here 🫳🏼🧑🏻

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 26

Honoured to be added to the Mister roster 🤭

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 26

If you insist....

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 26

There must be perks to looking old asf, cause I didn't have to do any of this...

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 22

Something something filling, open wide, etc.

Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 22

I reckon that's our 40s x

Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 22

This is just our 30s I fear

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 21

Who else low key mildly autistic??!! 🗣️📣

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 21

So you have... mega-autism?

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 19

Up, but at what cost?

Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 19

Hoovering, he means hoovering!!

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 15

Oh, that's not-

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Elliot @elb0w.bsky.social · Jul 12

Found this absolute classic in the archives

A pixelated screenshot of a Facebook chat message between me and one of my friends. I ask "How do you orally release someone from debt?" They reply "..." And I reply "DON'T"

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