ELBALSON
@elbalson.bsky.social
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
This is all top secret and classified
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
This is all top secret and classified
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
I grab a hold of the mic and let the words glide
It's all hypnotic and sanctified
So I never wanna let a bad day slip by
"Have you got Madri, amigo?"
Wetherspoon’s to open first pub in Spain – offering garlic prawns and beer from 6am
Wetherspoon’s to open first pub in Spain – offering garlic prawns and beer from 6am
Opening in Alicante airport marks first move onto foreign soil for pub chain, which hopes to expand more in EU
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Business live – latest updates
Wetherspoon’s is to open its first pub outside the UK, serving alcohol from 6am every day to sun-seeking Britons waiting for their plane in the departure lounge at Alicante airport.
The opening in Spain, scheduled for January, will be the first foray on to foreign soil for the pub chain, which said it expects to pursue more footholds on the continent in the coming years. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
"Have you got Madri, amigo?"
Rattle a 5 day test off in just 2-3 days, get an extra two days off.
These cricketers aren't daft eh?
These cricketers aren't daft eh?
a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .
ALT: a man in a leather jacket is standing in front of a building with a sign that says opening on it .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Rattle a 5 day test off in just 2-3 days, get an extra two days off.
These cricketers aren't daft eh?
These cricketers aren't daft eh?
It's feeling a lot like a Smokebelch II kinda day
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
It's feeling a lot like a Smokebelch II kinda day
I seem to have woken up with an earworm of
"all day long in the sex pond with James Bond"
to the tune of Wet Leg's Chaise Longue
"all day long in the sex pond with James Bond"
to the tune of Wet Leg's Chaise Longue
October 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I seem to have woken up with an earworm of
"all day long in the sex pond with James Bond"
to the tune of Wet Leg's Chaise Longue
"all day long in the sex pond with James Bond"
to the tune of Wet Leg's Chaise Longue
Tonight's merriment.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Tonight's merriment.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
Hope of the States in Manchester with our kid. Can't remember the last time me and him went to a gig together. It's long overdue. Gorilla is an ace little venue an all.
Went to see Chuck D.
✊🏼
✊🏼
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Went to see Chuck D.
✊🏼
✊🏼
Booked San Sebastian lads and ladettes.
Hit me up with your tips please and thank you.
Hit me up with your tips please and thank you.
May 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Booked San Sebastian lads and ladettes.
Hit me up with your tips please and thank you.
Hit me up with your tips please and thank you.
Out with the good lady for an evening of merriment with Justin Moorhouse.
March 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Out with the good lady for an evening of merriment with Justin Moorhouse.
Had a bit of a shite week for a multitude of reasons...
Rectifying it with a big blast of Doves' Lost Souls.
And a massive fuck off glass of red later.
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Rectifying it with a big blast of Doves' Lost Souls.
And a massive fuck off glass of red later.
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Had a bit of a shite week for a multitude of reasons...
Rectifying it with a big blast of Doves' Lost Souls.
And a massive fuck off glass of red later.
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Rectifying it with a big blast of Doves' Lost Souls.
And a massive fuck off glass of red later.
🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
Just seen NEIrLy DiAMoND in Lidlz
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
February 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Just seen NEIrLy DiAMoND in Lidlz
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
He was buying some SWEETs for CAROLINE
SCENES WE ALL WANT TO SEE 😍
February 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
SCENES WE ALL WANT TO SEE 😍
Hi @tntsportsus.bsky.social
Can you tell me where the option is to mute Rio Ferdinand on my feed please?
Thanks in advance.
Can you tell me where the option is to mute Rio Ferdinand on my feed please?
Thanks in advance.
February 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hi @tntsportsus.bsky.social
Can you tell me where the option is to mute Rio Ferdinand on my feed please?
Thanks in advance.
Can you tell me where the option is to mute Rio Ferdinand on my feed please?
Thanks in advance.
Looking forward to seeing what Virgil van Dijkhead manages to not receive a card for tonight...
February 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Looking forward to seeing what Virgil van Dijkhead manages to not receive a card for tonight...
Just learning all the technical terms ahead of the big kick off...
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just learning all the technical terms ahead of the big kick off...
Feels like a Bill Ryder-Jones kinda day...
Starting with Iechyd Da, and working backwards.
Starting with Iechyd Da, and working backwards.
February 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Feels like a Bill Ryder-Jones kinda day...
Starting with Iechyd Da, and working backwards.
Starting with Iechyd Da, and working backwards.
Made my 5 a side return tonight after 2½ years out with a fucked Achilles tendon.
Don't want to brag but...
Shackled their best player with a man-marking job.
Set one up.
Scored one.
(An absolute peach* that a modern inverted winger would be proud of.)
Won 5-2. 💪🏻
Don't want to brag but...
Shackled their best player with a man-marking job.
Set one up.
Scored one.
(An absolute peach* that a modern inverted winger would be proud of.)
Won 5-2. 💪🏻
February 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Made my 5 a side return tonight after 2½ years out with a fucked Achilles tendon.
Don't want to brag but...
Shackled their best player with a man-marking job.
Set one up.
Scored one.
(An absolute peach* that a modern inverted winger would be proud of.)
Won 5-2. 💪🏻
Don't want to brag but...
Shackled their best player with a man-marking job.
Set one up.
Scored one.
(An absolute peach* that a modern inverted winger would be proud of.)
Won 5-2. 💪🏻
Taken from "New Math", by Craig Damrauer
February 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Taken from "New Math", by Craig Damrauer
Going in on the new Mogwai album.
I may be a while...
I may be a while...
January 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Going in on the new Mogwai album.
I may be a while...
I may be a while...
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
January 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation.
This is what I post from:
January 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is what I post from:
In the words of Will Smith:
"Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Boom!"
"Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Boom!"
BREAKING | Doomsday Clock ticks one second closer to total apocalypse
Doomsday Clock ticks one second closer to total apocalypse
The world is closer than ever before to total apocalypse, the scientists behind the Doomsday Clock have warned.
www.independent.co.uk
January 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In the words of Will Smith:
"Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Boom!"
"Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Tick... Boom!"
"What if ALL football referees are gay?
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"
January 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
"What if ALL football referees are gay?
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"
...and the reason they make bad decisions is cos they are distracted by looking at the players legs and arses an that?"