I mean this Minnesota day care story is probably true because we have no more dogs and cats anymore because people ate them all
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I mean this Minnesota day care story is probably true because we have no more dogs and cats anymore because people ate them all
I was wondering what the Epstein documents reminded me of
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I was wondering what the Epstein documents reminded me of
Alright all we gotta do is throw John Fetterman through the hell in a cell ring and maybe his brain will revert back to normal
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Alright all we gotta do is throw John Fetterman through the hell in a cell ring and maybe his brain will revert back to normal
The worst thing Green Day has ever done is replace the cheap 7-11 brand bags of coffee with most likely the same coffee in different bags for double the price
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The worst thing Green Day has ever done is replace the cheap 7-11 brand bags of coffee with most likely the same coffee in different bags for double the price
My stoned Back To The Future theory: Marty’s guitar amp blew a tube or something when he was like 14 and his dad was like oh yeah there’s a crazy old inventor guy in town, he can probably fix that for like 10 bucks and then they became buds
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My stoned Back To The Future theory: Marty’s guitar amp blew a tube or something when he was like 14 and his dad was like oh yeah there’s a crazy old inventor guy in town, he can probably fix that for like 10 bucks and then they became buds
The Epstein files are going to be so redacted they’re gunna look like a fucking zebra
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Epstein files are going to be so redacted they’re gunna look like a fucking zebra
Yelling “Transubstantiation!” at a presidential press conference sounds fun but will probably & weirdly lead to World War 3
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Yelling “Transubstantiation!” at a presidential press conference sounds fun but will probably & weirdly lead to World War 3
The dark and dangerous reality truly facing ICE agents in America
November 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The dark and dangerous reality truly facing ICE agents in America
That whole “drawer full of Sudafed” thing from a while ago makes more sense when Trump says you need and ID to buy groceries
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
That whole “drawer full of Sudafed” thing from a while ago makes more sense when Trump says you need and ID to buy groceries
Say what you will about interpreting the teachings of Jesus Christ, but he would have for sure cut off food stamps for people
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Say what you will about interpreting the teachings of Jesus Christ, but he would have for sure cut off food stamps for people
Baseball is the last sport where players still have full on butt rock Godsmack/wrestling fan lookin goatees
October 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Baseball is the last sport where players still have full on butt rock Godsmack/wrestling fan lookin goatees
You know the world is going to shit when Venom shows up
October 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
You know the world is going to shit when Venom shows up
It’s interesting to watch all the bands I grew up listening to either crushing it on the nostalgia circuit/being outed as sexually predatory creeps/looking like they’re being held hostage on Kai Cenat live streams
October 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It’s interesting to watch all the bands I grew up listening to either crushing it on the nostalgia circuit/being outed as sexually predatory creeps/looking like they’re being held hostage on Kai Cenat live streams
The Replacements discography best describes the 1980s economy boom paralleled to the increasing distribution of cocaine in the best way
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The Replacements discography best describes the 1980s economy boom paralleled to the increasing distribution of cocaine in the best way
I still consider myself young because I don’t give a fuck about Herman Miller chairs yet
October 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I still consider myself young because I don’t give a fuck about Herman Miller chairs yet
I want to be in the meeting where the concept of a stealth battleship is explained to Trump, and then compare that to all the confession footage in Making A Murderer. For science.
October 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I want to be in the meeting where the concept of a stealth battleship is explained to Trump, and then compare that to all the confession footage in Making A Murderer. For science.
The guy with mein kampf tattooed on the back of his calves that lives in my building asked if I had a problem with him, and seemed genuinely taken back when I said “yeah you’ve got fucking mein kampf tattooed on the back of your calves”
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The guy with mein kampf tattooed on the back of his calves that lives in my building asked if I had a problem with him, and seemed genuinely taken back when I said “yeah you’ve got fucking mein kampf tattooed on the back of your calves”
Alright fuck my green jersey/bullshit ownership hatred, I love me a down and out & something to prove post season Red Sox
September 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Alright fuck my green jersey/bullshit ownership hatred, I love me a down and out & something to prove post season Red Sox
Call me a traditionalist but I think the vice president should have like, more stuff to do that guest host a podcast
September 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Call me a traditionalist but I think the vice president should have like, more stuff to do that guest host a podcast
Weird no one’s “just asking questions” about Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Weird no one’s “just asking questions” about Charlie Kirk
There are so many Oasis shirts at the Rose Bowl it’s like they’re playing against another band
September 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There are so many Oasis shirts at the Rose Bowl it’s like they’re playing against another band
Summer beers hit like you just got finished reroofing Shawshank
August 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Summer beers hit like you just got finished reroofing Shawshank
Has anyone considered that Josh Kraft like really wants to be mayor of Boston like pretty please
August 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Has anyone considered that Josh Kraft like really wants to be mayor of Boston like pretty please
Potential solution to WNBA dildo problem; you have to sub in for a quarter and you’re allowed to be fouled
August 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Potential solution to WNBA dildo problem; you have to sub in for a quarter and you’re allowed to be fouled