Zachary Cochran
@elcochrano.bsky.social
NFL-time always had some oddball holiday commercials, but this Nissan campaign to call out Santa as a twerp vs their QA department is pretty far out there.
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NFL-time always had some oddball holiday commercials, but this Nissan campaign to call out Santa as a twerp vs their QA department is pretty far out there.
Kars4Kids commercials are supposed to air during soccer games to remind Americans we’re supposed to hate soccer because there aren’t enough commercial breaks. To see these mutants singing their song on Monday Night Football is highly unsettling.
October 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Kars4Kids commercials are supposed to air during soccer games to remind Americans we’re supposed to hate soccer because there aren’t enough commercial breaks. To see these mutants singing their song on Monday Night Football is highly unsettling.
Do Arizona’s new uniforms look terrible or is that just the 1980-level broadcast tv video quality from Amazon?
September 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Do Arizona’s new uniforms look terrible or is that just the 1980-level broadcast tv video quality from Amazon?
I’m watching The Studio. Does this stop being insufferable garbage?
September 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m watching The Studio. Does this stop being insufferable garbage?
I like watching Thursday night football on Amazon because the picture quality reminds me of watching games on a broadcast tv in a garage in like 1987 except it’s expensive so I know I’m successful.
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I like watching Thursday night football on Amazon because the picture quality reminds me of watching games on a broadcast tv in a garage in like 1987 except it’s expensive so I know I’m successful.
Outplayed and out-coached. Great start to begging for money for a new house in the suburbs.
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Outplayed and out-coached. Great start to begging for money for a new house in the suburbs.
One half of fun. Good enough for a season I guess.
September 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
One half of fun. Good enough for a season I guess.
And on the pedestal these word appear…
“My name is Chris Berman, look on my works and OOP, ZOOP, Hrngfph! Fastest two minutes Harmgh! WOOPZOOP!!”
“My name is Chris Berman, look on my works and OOP, ZOOP, Hrngfph! Fastest two minutes Harmgh! WOOPZOOP!!”
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
And on the pedestal these word appear…
“My name is Chris Berman, look on my works and OOP, ZOOP, Hrngfph! Fastest two minutes Harmgh! WOOPZOOP!!”
“My name is Chris Berman, look on my works and OOP, ZOOP, Hrngfph! Fastest two minutes Harmgh! WOOPZOOP!!”
Kind of thought the Bear was losing it in season 4 then episode 6. Damn what a show.
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Kind of thought the Bear was losing it in season 4 then episode 6. Damn what a show.
I just watched the Minecraft movie. Here’s our world. Get on board or don’t. Let’s roll.
It’s absolutely fantastic. Watch it.
It’s absolutely fantastic. Watch it.
July 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I just watched the Minecraft movie. Here’s our world. Get on board or don’t. Let’s roll.
It’s absolutely fantastic. Watch it.
It’s absolutely fantastic. Watch it.
Rover commercials are psychological warfare.
June 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Rover commercials are psychological warfare.
Just watched “Trainwreck:Poop Cruise.” A crazy documentary, but it missed the critical question - What has been done to make sure this won’t happen again? Shouldn’t that be the main point?
June 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just watched “Trainwreck:Poop Cruise.” A crazy documentary, but it missed the critical question - What has been done to make sure this won’t happen again? Shouldn’t that be the main point?
Right wing mental gymnastics assemble!!!
June 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Right wing mental gymnastics assemble!!!
I respect people who consistently accept or reject recurring meetings a day before. I also feel that proves it shouldn’t be a recurring meeting. Which is why we should collectively decide to accept no meeting requests.
June 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I respect people who consistently accept or reject recurring meetings a day before. I also feel that proves it shouldn’t be a recurring meeting. Which is why we should collectively decide to accept no meeting requests.
All the paid-agitator shit really tracks when you consider the “every accusation is a confession” thing. If we had investigative journalism anymore that’d be worth looking into.
June 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
All the paid-agitator shit really tracks when you consider the “every accusation is a confession” thing. If we had investigative journalism anymore that’d be worth looking into.
Finally saw Gladiator 2. That, right there, is a movie. People made that movie. It had a script and everything.
June 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Finally saw Gladiator 2. That, right there, is a movie. People made that movie. It had a script and everything.
The most frustrating thing about this plane from Qatar is how the plane is the cheap part. To get a 747 from “airliner” to “ run the USA indefinitely from the air in the event of Armageddon” is billions ($2.4b last estimate). Not a single dem politician has tried to make this argument.
May 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The most frustrating thing about this plane from Qatar is how the plane is the cheap part. To get a 747 from “airliner” to “ run the USA indefinitely from the air in the event of Armageddon” is billions ($2.4b last estimate). Not a single dem politician has tried to make this argument.
One thing I lost from the hell-app was a great account that posted menus from old restaurants, hotels, etc. I have no idea what the name was. Anything like that here?
May 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One thing I lost from the hell-app was a great account that posted menus from old restaurants, hotels, etc. I have no idea what the name was. Anything like that here?
A dust storm to cap off a totally normal week of May weather!
May 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A dust storm to cap off a totally normal week of May weather!
Andor is so amazingly good. Entertainment can clearly be that good. Make all entertainment that good.
May 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Andor is so amazingly good. Entertainment can clearly be that good. Make all entertainment that good.
I love that Domino’s Pizza has a whole ad campaign based off of telling its customers “no moron, we’ve never had that on our menu. Now eat it, idiot.”
May 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I love that Domino’s Pizza has a whole ad campaign based off of telling its customers “no moron, we’ve never had that on our menu. Now eat it, idiot.”
The Pitt. Wow. The perfect show if you need to really stretch your anti-weeping chops.
May 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Pitt. Wow. The perfect show if you need to really stretch your anti-weeping chops.
Offseason trade rumors were unbearable before we had to get forced into conversations with people who never mentally left college.
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Offseason trade rumors were unbearable before we had to get forced into conversations with people who never mentally left college.
North of North - three episodes in, what a fantastic show!
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
North of North - three episodes in, what a fantastic show!
I never recovered from waking up to a thunderstorm this morning. You should just get an immediate pass to enjoy two more hours of perfect sleeping weather when that happens.
April 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I never recovered from waking up to a thunderstorm this morning. You should just get an immediate pass to enjoy two more hours of perfect sleeping weather when that happens.