Paul Woodhouse
@eldentisto.bsky.social
Permanently confused Dentist navigating parenting two very intelligent young women whilst trying to hide my lego obsession from my wife.
Former BDA board member
Default mood: Disgruntled
Former BDA board member
Default mood: Disgruntled
Let him know that when they go wrong I’m always happy to fix him properly, unless he’s getting implants.
I’m not touching those buggers with a barge pole!
I’m not touching those buggers with a barge pole!
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Let him know that when they go wrong I’m always happy to fix him properly, unless he’s getting implants.
I’m not touching those buggers with a barge pole!
I’m not touching those buggers with a barge pole!
Jesus, Bluesky really is the new twitter with all this anger.
Sorry x (uncle Elon is watching)
Sorry x (uncle Elon is watching)
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Jesus, Bluesky really is the new twitter with all this anger.
Sorry x (uncle Elon is watching)
Sorry x (uncle Elon is watching)
Better than Dirty Dancing, although Swazye rocked in Roadhouse!
June 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Better than Dirty Dancing, although Swazye rocked in Roadhouse!
I think it was eleventy hundred years ago, or possibly a three Wednesdays back. Both seem equally achievable
May 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I think it was eleventy hundred years ago, or possibly a three Wednesdays back. Both seem equally achievable
They’ve bent over and already taken a hammering. This is not the government that I wanted when I voted Labour!
May 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They’ve bent over and already taken a hammering. This is not the government that I wanted when I voted Labour!
Your question indicates that he’s actually got a clue as to the implications of the words that fall out of his mouth.
I view him as a toddler who is just learning to string sentences together but doesn’t actually comprehend them yet.
I view him as a toddler who is just learning to string sentences together but doesn’t actually comprehend them yet.
April 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Your question indicates that he’s actually got a clue as to the implications of the words that fall out of his mouth.
I view him as a toddler who is just learning to string sentences together but doesn’t actually comprehend them yet.
I view him as a toddler who is just learning to string sentences together but doesn’t actually comprehend them yet.
I’m at
Sleeping on the wrong pillow leads to neck pain and a numb left hand.
Or
Unable to roll off airbed mattress whilst camping.
Both from this weekend
Sleeping on the wrong pillow leads to neck pain and a numb left hand.
Or
Unable to roll off airbed mattress whilst camping.
Both from this weekend
April 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’m at
Sleeping on the wrong pillow leads to neck pain and a numb left hand.
Or
Unable to roll off airbed mattress whilst camping.
Both from this weekend
Sleeping on the wrong pillow leads to neck pain and a numb left hand.
Or
Unable to roll off airbed mattress whilst camping.
Both from this weekend
As propaganda goes this is just juvenile
April 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
As propaganda goes this is just juvenile
So he’s becoming more tolerant then?
April 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
So he’s becoming more tolerant then?
Isn’t this the speech that comes before they realise that there’s a clamp missing from the kit list?
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Isn’t this the speech that comes before they realise that there’s a clamp missing from the kit list?
Ok but not the garden shed right? We agreed that was out of bounds!
March 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ok but not the garden shed right? We agreed that was out of bounds!
I have three of those books on my shelf, among about 200 on the Second World War but still.
March 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have three of those books on my shelf, among about 200 on the Second World War but still.
No mate just the bits that were decided to be ethnically Russian on a map Putin drew 10 minutes ago.
Like the Sudatenland in the 30’s.
Like the Sudatenland in the 30’s.
February 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No mate just the bits that were decided to be ethnically Russian on a map Putin drew 10 minutes ago.
Like the Sudatenland in the 30’s.
Like the Sudatenland in the 30’s.
No argument about the thickness, just don’t want pig shit to be denigrated by putting it in the same category as Trump.
February 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
No argument about the thickness, just don’t want pig shit to be denigrated by putting it in the same category as Trump.
But pig shit is apparently useful for roses, which Trump’s intelligence isn’t
February 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
But pig shit is apparently useful for roses, which Trump’s intelligence isn’t
Something is very wrong, great players dropping 5 regulation catches is sign of trouble at mill
February 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Something is very wrong, great players dropping 5 regulation catches is sign of trouble at mill
So if Russell Brand finds Jesus it’s a beardy prick finding a beardy prick who was fathered by a beardy prick.
That’s basically beardy prick cubed, not a bad name for a metal band to be honest.
That’s basically beardy prick cubed, not a bad name for a metal band to be honest.
January 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So if Russell Brand finds Jesus it’s a beardy prick finding a beardy prick who was fathered by a beardy prick.
That’s basically beardy prick cubed, not a bad name for a metal band to be honest.
That’s basically beardy prick cubed, not a bad name for a metal band to be honest.
Are you sure?
a man in a captain 's hat is sitting on a boat
ALT: a man in a captain 's hat is sitting on a boat
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Are you sure?