eldercleavage.bsky.social
@eldercleavage.bsky.social
And average life expectancy was around 37 *sigh*.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No, but you might end up getting "Hemped" by alcohol and weed lobbyists...
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And, absolutely no mention of a "Sadat Parade", which I am obviously NOT doing, concerning anyone in particular...😇
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Then blames Biden.
November 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Repugnant. Abhorrent. Reprehensible. Irredeemable.

And smells like poo (allegedly).
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A gross, modern day version of CLUE:

Baseball bat

Al Capone style from "The Untouchables"

Next "One Special Boy" Cabinet Praise-a-thon

Just don't know who the swinger or swunged at will be...🤔
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Indeed. Although without Hartford, just wouldn't be the same...
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Maybe he's decided that upcoming "FIFA Peace Prize" will be enough to finally "carry him home"... 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sure they do...
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss:
a hockey player in a blue jersey with the letter l on the front
Alt: Goal, Quebec Nordiques!
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November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
...but once we're past the midterms.
a red sign that says two for 25 cents on it
Alt: Oil be free in '27!
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November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Are you willing to die for Standard Oil?" - Reverend G. L. (Shorty) Collins, recipient, Edwin T. Dahlberg Peace Prize, 1971.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I still have a "Ban The B-1 Bomber" tee somewhere (but no way it comes close to fitting)...
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And coming soon:

The Gold Star Family "$675 Sacrifice Appreciation Check"...
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
And some people actually root for the Maple Leafs...
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Ike Turner would currently be serving in this cabinet, had he lived long enough...
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Plausible deniability: He just signs whatever Miller puts in front of him...
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Also, Jed Clampett:
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Damn, that's pretty.
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Stay strong, Madame!
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I really like to go full "mouth full of verbal" here, but decorum prohibits me, so:
a man wearing glasses and a blue shirt is smiling
Alt: Da' Bird!
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November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Although, given his limited intellect/vocabulary, there will be no demands to "stonewall it" from the one special boy...
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM