Elderly Leonard
@elderlyleonard.bsky.social
my wife doesn't like when I go to play bridge because she knows i'm getting drunk at the bowling alley and forget my golf cart there
Grandfather, comedian, human wind sock
Grandfather, comedian, human wind sock
I can see in 3-dementia
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I can see in 3-dementia
Do you think when chef boyardee flies somewhere be says "Boy are dees arms tired!"
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Do you think when chef boyardee flies somewhere be says "Boy are dees arms tired!"
I can see in 3-dementia
August 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I can see in 3-dementia
they call me Dr. Pisspants
because im a Dr. and I piss my pants
because im a Dr. and I piss my pants
April 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
they call me Dr. Pisspants
because im a Dr. and I piss my pants
because im a Dr. and I piss my pants
don't fuck with no baroque boys
March 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
don't fuck with no baroque boys
He's kissing Franz Liszt
He's doing it twice
He's doing it twice
March 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He's kissing Franz Liszt
He's doing it twice
He's doing it twice
if you need to feel any joy you can call Beethoven Beeth Oven
March 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
if you need to feel any joy you can call Beethoven Beeth Oven
The fun thing about the Han Dynasty is that if you need to feel dopamine you can pronounce it Handy Nasty
March 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The fun thing about the Han Dynasty is that if you need to feel dopamine you can pronounce it Handy Nasty
Hit a new low yesterday. Jerking off in church was a real come to Jesus moment
March 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hit a new low yesterday. Jerking off in church was a real come to Jesus moment
I saw a urologist realize something and they yelled, "Urethra!"
February 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I saw a urologist realize something and they yelled, "Urethra!"
Saw a goose cut off another goose and he honked at him
February 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saw a goose cut off another goose and he honked at him
Do NOT give your minion creatine before bedtime
February 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do NOT give your minion creatine before bedtime
You can tell how tall people are by looking at them
February 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You can tell how tall people are by looking at them
Been feeding my dog adrenochrome and he's been going absolutely wild
February 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Been feeding my dog adrenochrome and he's been going absolutely wild
On the ranch drinking horsechata. I shine so brightly even god cannot bear to witness me
January 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
On the ranch drinking horsechata. I shine so brightly even god cannot bear to witness me
If you're feeling emo after a one night stand you can take a Simple Plan B
January 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you're feeling emo after a one night stand you can take a Simple Plan B
I feel like if a crow gets hurt doing heavy lifting it needs crowtator cuff surgery
January 31, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I feel like if a crow gets hurt doing heavy lifting it needs crowtator cuff surgery
Creating an 80s pop band about keeping food covered called "Saran Saran"
January 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Creating an 80s pop band about keeping food covered called "Saran Saran"
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The director most known for improvising is Yes Anderson
January 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The director most known for improvising is Yes Anderson
I'm a rapper named Dementi B. I don't remember what my hit singles are but I bet they're swell
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I'm a rapper named Dementi B. I don't remember what my hit singles are but I bet they're swell
French Radiohead singing, "but I'm a crepe"
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
French Radiohead singing, "but I'm a crepe"
I can't wait for this croissantwich to claw its way out of me
January 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I can't wait for this croissantwich to claw its way out of me
How is Baewatch not a show on MTV yet
January 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
How is Baewatch not a show on MTV yet
Slice bucket challenge. I nominate you to pour a bucket of knives on your head
January 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Slice bucket challenge. I nominate you to pour a bucket of knives on your head
So I called AOL on the telephone and ordered five CD-Roms. CAnt wait to install this weekend
January 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So I called AOL on the telephone and ordered five CD-Roms. CAnt wait to install this weekend