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Elder Mutant

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Mostly just live posting The Last Drive In. Also ghosts.

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Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · 5d

If someone doesn’t yell back “Polo!” soon, I’m gonna lose it. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveln #MutantFam

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · 5d

Based on the sound cue here it’s safe to assume one of these people, or the motorcycle, is bionic. #TheFinalTerror #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · 5d

In Soviet Russia, MacGuffin chase you!

#MuteWitness #TheLastDriveIn

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · 5d

Certainly I’m not the only one who skipped past #MuteWitness at the video store a thousand times because the box art is kinda lame. Turns out I’ve been missing g out for 30 years.

Someone should make an idiom about that and never tell me what it is.

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Sep 6

I’d post a selfie of myself in my #LastDriveIn but I don’t think you can handle it.

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Jul 12

Did we just see half of the drive in totals before the opening credits rolled? #BadMoon #TheLastDriveIn

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Jul 12

Frankly it’s always bugged me that so many werewolves are running around killing folks when they could be using their gifts to dunk more basketballs. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #DogSoldiers #MutantFam #GiveMeAKegOfBeer #AndThese #Twinkies

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Jul 12

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Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Jul 12

This tracks.
#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #DogSoldiers

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Jul 12

Is there a more posted image/video of a tv counting down a tv than this? #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Jun 7

“He woulda known there was a giant spider in this cave so he would pretend to be a skeleton so he could keep warm and safe…” #TheLastDriveIn #EarthVsTheSpider

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

“Previously on In A Violent Nature…”

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

At least we finally know if slasher movie would be better if was just the “in between stuff”.

And the answer is a shoulder shrug and a “Eh - not really”.
#TheLastDriveIn

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

“Is there slashing?” and “Is it kinda dumb”? Are really the only two criteria I need answered to call a movie a slasher. The rest is gravy. #TheLastDiveIn

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

“It’s not for blind kids..”

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

Nothing can. That’s monologue is killer (pun probably intended).

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

For a moment I thought he was telling us the story of the last movie. #Intruder #TheLastDriveIn

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

Is this the movie or did Joe Bob change over to Twitch to livestream playing Jason in the Friday the 13th video game? @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #TheLastDriveIn #InAViolentNature

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Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

This American Doctor Who reboot is DARK. #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social #MutantFam #Intruder

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Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

Ready for the #Intuder / Chopping Mall mashup featuring these supermarket robots. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

This score is reminding me more and more of the Brady Bunch “concentrate/focus” music. #TheIntruder #TheLastDriveIn

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Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

More like Shop WRONG! #amirite #Intruder #TheLastDriveIn

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Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

Does the perfect slasher always include this much punching? #TheLastDriveIn #Intruder

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Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

No - that’s why they took $500 to let that actor (presumably an heir to the Hamilton Beach fortune) to drop the brand name of the blender.

Elder Mutant @eldermutant.bsky.social · Apr 5

How much did Hamilton Beach pay for that product placement? #Intruder #TheLastDriveIn