@elderservant.bsky.social
Potty training is a waste of time. Stick to diapers.
January 20, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Potty training is a waste of time. Stick to diapers.
Your slave is a lucky guy.
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Your slave is a lucky guy.
If I tried to put those on our cat the local hospital wouldn't have enough thread to sew me up.
January 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
If I tried to put those on our cat the local hospital wouldn't have enough thread to sew me up.
Nicely muscled glutes.
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Nicely muscled glutes.
Sounds like perfect husband material.
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Sounds like perfect husband material.
If that’s tiny I’d hate to think what you’d call mi.
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 AM
If that’s tiny I’d hate to think what you’d call mi.
As it should be.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
As it should be.
Always an excellent plan.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Always an excellent plan.
It’s just part of the 21st century malady, a complete lack of manners combined with an overwhelming sense of entitlement.
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s just part of the 21st century malady, a complete lack of manners combined with an overwhelming sense of entitlement.
All that time in the gym and at ballet paying off.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
All that time in the gym and at ballet paying off.
12 years - still newlyweds.
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
12 years - still newlyweds.
Did you have your nurse's permission to preside today?
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Did you have your nurse's permission to preside today?
So if the nurse tells you to stay in bed, do it. You aren’t indispensable to your congregation; you are indispensable to your nurse.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
So if the nurse tells you to stay in bed, do it. You aren’t indispensable to your congregation; you are indispensable to your nurse.
Nice undies. Too bad they don't come in my size.
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Nice undies. Too bad they don't come in my size.
Can never have too many overcoats.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Can never have too many overcoats.
Poor thing, he must be exhausted.
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Poor thing, he must be exhausted.
No, they are entirely superfluous when you're wearing a diaper.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No, they are entirely superfluous when you're wearing a diaper.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Yes, and I don't even like green.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yes, and I don't even like green.
You mean it doesn't?
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You mean it doesn't?
Such a happy face.
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Such a happy face.
Cocks are blind. They can’t tell the gender of the mouth they’re in.
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Cocks are blind. They can’t tell the gender of the mouth they’re in.
Maybe James should have told you that Chester ate it.
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Maybe James should have told you that Chester ate it.
And they accomplished that while the city was being led by someone Trump considered a terrible mayor. Goes to show what Trump knows - very little.
October 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
And they accomplished that while the city was being led by someone Trump considered a terrible mayor. Goes to show what Trump knows - very little.