SUPERMAN, GIVING A TOUR OF THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE: So this is my dog, Krypto
VISITOR: He looks like a good boy
SUPERMAN: Yep. And this is my horse, Comet
VISITOR: Cool
SUPERMAN: My monkey, Beppo
VISITOR: Wow
SUPERMAN: And this is my cat
VISITOR: Really? What's his na-
SUPERMAN: Assface McShits

I really wish people would stop using LLMs “as a goof” or “ironically.” Yes we know computer do silly things. Can we please not consume a gallon of fresh water and a household family’s worth of electricity for something that stopped being a novelty in 2022