Biblically Accurate Twink
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Biblically Accurate Twink
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He/Him

Vaguely humanoid souls player

The only platform fascists deserve has a trapdoor underneath them
Doomscrolling before sleeping time nourishes my soul
March 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Roko's Backshots, a philosophical debate about a malevolent backshotter where you need to stop pillow princessing and contribute to the back and forth momentum of the shots or they will destroy you
March 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There is actually no feeling quite like listening to Adrienne Lenker with rain in the background while you’re half asleep
March 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Invincible is so fucking peak holy shit I love this show
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I’m watching Invincible for the first time and I hope Rexplode gets fucking lobotomised
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Walking home on a sunny day while listening to a horror podcast is actually so peak
March 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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Who could have assumed the innocuous hollowed-out wooden horse would have a bunch of fucking Achaeans in it?? Fuck off with this shit. Troy forever.
March 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Writing a speech introduction turns me into a self imposed Sisyphus
February 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Nothing works better than my natural alarm clock

You look over to see my head violently slamming into the bus window every time we hit a pothole
February 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Playing Lethal Company with drunk strangers is so fucking funny
February 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
In theory I’m aware of how easily people can fall for far right propaganda but seeing it in practice is always a little bit demoralising
February 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
So down bad I’m crushing on a podcast character
February 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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All Palestine Action have ever struggled for is a world in which Palestinians can live out their lives with freedom, dignity, and self-determination. Pushing us outside the law won't stop us writes Ravachol Mutt newsocialist.org.uk/transmission...
Political Outlaws
All Palestine Action have ever struggled for is a world in which Palestinians can live out their lives with freedom, dignity, and self-determination. Pushing us outside the law won't stop us.
newsocialist.org.uk
February 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Somebody sedate me
February 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You know a fight with someone is bad if you gotta resort to listening to I Bet On Losing Dogs
February 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Fighting with your best friend but it’s that awkward kind where you’re both just not speaking to the other and you’re waiting for an apology is honestly worse than any kind of purgatory dreamt up by Dante
February 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Spending my Valentine’s Day doing what I love, binge drinking and playing Elden Ring
February 14, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The urge to listen to every song that reminds you of someone when you’re mad at them vs the desire to avoid every band they’ve ever recommended is some crazy tension
February 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Nothing more embarrassing than spilling a drink in someone else’s car, like you can kill me now if you want I get it
February 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
One Balatro game before going to bed is quite possibly the most self destructive lie I’ve told myself
February 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I love screaming Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales after I spend more than 20 minutes thinking about my life
February 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
*In moon knights voice from Marvel Rivals*

“The goon haunts you”
February 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Nothing worse than thinking you can parry a 1st phase bosses attack in a game than immediately getting the shit beat out of you
February 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
People who do everything to avoid talking about politics because they can’t compartmentalise or emotionally regulate actually piss me off so bad, just because you refuse to acknowledge something doesn’t mean it’s not happening
February 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM