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Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
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An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll. #Retro and #variety #vtuber #Asexual, he/him PFP by Semi Engima Banner by @snowfable #88.4WTFMArtchives https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · Apr 25
Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!

It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.

#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
A small bread roll sitting on a rocky outcropping in a large body of water. Darkness is leaking out of the roll and forming a massive overhead mass with glowing red eyes and a toothy grin
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 7h
That is a phrase that from you makes total and perfect sense...

Of course "Boy Aquariums" came from a dark romance book author group!
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 9h
Sounds like a plan!

I'll come by with leftovers and for eldritch spine readjustments!
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 9h
Not much.

Just either "They need a hug and I am conscious of the fact that Corpse is 6'4" weighs half a ton, and could accidentally hurt them" or "I wanna crush their spine..."
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 10h
OOOOH!
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 10h
Random thought as I laid awake at like 4 AM: 2 genres of Corpse hugs

1. Trying really hard not to accidentally hurt the recipient, being very gentle, and apologizing for being made of pokey bits of metal.

2. Actively trying to turn the recipient's spine into fine powder.
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 18h
Ice Rink?

Nah. Boy Aquarium.

I'm stealing this.
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Star of Mnemosyne @mnemosynegaming.bsky.social · 19h
who needs sleep when its boy aquarium season. aka hockey season. time to watch my favorite team which is not my state's team (sorry team of my state, but yall werent on the streaming service i actually have access to thus i became a fan of another state's team. a state on the opposite cost so rip)
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d
I feel a simple toll system of "Hey. 5 humanity or I kill you" would have been more then reasonable
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d
Same. That was the only covenant I ever joined out of sheer guilt. She was blameless and if Quelaag just SAID it was for her sister, I'd have just left!
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d
If I've learned one thing, it doesn't matter what content you actually make.

If you have a lower voice, your a comfy/cozy streamer. If you have a higher voice, your a chaotic/high energy streamer.

It doesn't matter if you play nothing but horror games and shooters if your voice is deep.
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d
Thats an option.
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah. They fit the vibes.
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d
Of course you own crocs like that.
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d
If I've learned one thing, it doesn't matter what content you actually make.

If you have a lower voice, your a comfy/cozy streamer. If you have a higher voice, your a chaotic/high energy streamer.

It doesn't matter if you play nothing but horror games and shooters if your voice is deep.
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
I AM NOT LISTED ON THIS LIST!!! I'M SAFE!
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
Suuuuure... whatever you say...
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
I don't believe this is a typo
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
I am so excited that its starting to get cold enough to run all my heated stuff!

Which immediately has led to me getting overcooked by heated blankets and seats set overzealously...
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
A guy with 12 or more rocket launchers standing in a forest. Labeled *muffled giggles*
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
WAIT YEAH! YOUR RIGHT!!!

THEY JUST NEED A SCAN OF JIM CARREY!!!
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
Do it.

I don't recognize them, but that doesn't matter! GET THEM IN THE GAME!!!
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah, they could go for some more Goofy Little Creatures. Or watch, they'll add something like Maria and a ton of traumatized dialogue with Shadow
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
I think that Sonic Crossworld should add in some of the characters from the movies. Just add in photo-realistic, face scanned, Jim Carrey as an option.
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
"Would have been higher/more dangerous if he was smarter (still gives a high score)" is probably the perfect summary for the vibe I'm going for!
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Harrier Citadel 🐦‍⬛🛸🏰 @harriercitadel.kibamedia.net · 2d
Sparks of Joy!
Or chaos.
Is there a difference???

#VGenComm for @eldritchbread.bsky.social !

youtube.com/shorts/aK4Ps...
Sparks Of Joy
YouTube video by Harrier Citadel
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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d
Time for a viking funeral.