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Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll.

#Retro and #variety #vtuber

#Asexual, he/him

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https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!

It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.

#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
Might go fully manifest in a church this Sunday, make people freak out about the "unholy abomination" then hit them with a "Do not be afraid" and some cryptic life advice.

That'll get their heads spinning!
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I dreamed so vividly about Pizza Hut pizza...

It was good dream pizza.
January 15, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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So, it turns out tomorrow I set my twitch chat to "Ultra Low Latency Mode" and as a result of that, Twitch has sent me all your chat messages in advance...

They also advise I don't open the email in case I "break space-time causality"

Too bad. Momma didn't raise no coward, she raised a fool!
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
So, it turns out tomorrow I set my twitch chat to "Ultra Low Latency Mode" and as a result of that, Twitch has sent me all your chat messages in advance...

They also advise I don't open the email in case I "break space-time causality"

Too bad. Momma didn't raise no coward, she raised a fool!
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I love the concept of The Dead Silence because its essentially just "Hey, I'm gonna fight you, and I'm actually going to try this time."
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
My lucks weird. Things, broadly speaking, don't get better, they get hilariously worse due to outside factors.
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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100 meter fall
June 12, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Critters of unusual size found in Brooklyn sewers
June 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Ancient Artifacts
July 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Stream is over! WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED! EXCEPT THE OCARINA OF TIME! WE HAVE TO KILL 40 SPIDERS FOR THAT! I DON'T KNOW WHERE ANY OF THOSE ARE!!!

But thanks for the raids @hikaroo.bsky.social @kalavarumbravt.bsky.social and @angelic.observer! GO CHECK THEM OUT THE SUPPORT MEANS A LOT!!!
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Oh, that's really close to stream time... And I can't be bothered to plug in anything I need to stream any other game... UHHH RANDOMIZER? YEAH! RANDOMZIER! Oh, I could have plugged in the switch instead of setting up Warudo...

www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
EldritchHorrorOfBread - Twitch
A WorldEater who's not moving fast enough to be a credible existential threat. Currently haunting an abandoned Blockbuster Video, playing retro games, and collecting more forms to possess! Will do Eld...
www.twitch.tv
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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vtuber but full plate armor
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
My favorite part of OCs is figuring out ways to put them in extreme emotional distress.

(This eldritch-filled bread roll's gonna be spending a lot of time alone in a dead universe and he's gonna be forced to self reflect!)
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Oh, this is a week of fucking around and finding out, isn't it?

Still got that perpetual exhaustion and I'm trying random ideas to deal with it!
January 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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Subscriptions help us worry less about needing to fundraise. My goal is to earn $2k-$3k a month from Ko-Fi subs, which will cover our needs and help me be prepared for the future.

Currently $130/$2000 ko-fi.com/farronox/goa... farronox.carrd.co #MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕 #KoFi
Some of you really don't understand how desperately I have been fighting to live, or that I have been for ~12 years.

And its only getting harder, I'm only getting sicker. I'm only getting closer to death.

Please, believe in my, invest in me. ko-fi.com/farronox/tiers #MutualAid #Helpsky 💸💕 #KoFi
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January 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
"This game is unrealistic, tropey, overexaggerated and its bad because of it! All games should be a direct simulation of reality and- Wait, what are you doing?"

"Wishlisting this game on Steam, it sounds fun."

"Wait... No... Be Angry... Plz..."
January 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
If you don't enjoy what I post and stream, I actually encourage you to leave! Life's short! Go find someone making content you resonate with more! Go have fun!
Friend was venting a bit about struggling with "moot perception" and I think in 2026 some of you need to regain control and agency of your spaces. Having the "what will my followers think" mindset is self-harming. It's your account, with your rules, and every follower is a guest. Don't forget that.
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Revelation 18: "More Romantic!"

Xel and Lily talk about their feelings!

Main Site: cendaran.com/comic/revela...
Webtoon: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ce...

#comic #webcomic #webtoon #oc #occomic #ocart #ocsky #cendaran
Revelation 18: “More Romantic!”
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January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Nah, $8 is $10, and $2 is basically $3. $7.99 is $8 and as we all know, $8 is $10. $12 is $13 and $13 feels like $20.
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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I don't think the world could be improved by a frozen microwave burrito being thrown at a specific speed, angle, and velocity at a specific time and date...

But we owe it to ourselves to try.
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I don't think the world could be improved by a frozen microwave burrito being thrown at a specific speed, angle, and velocity at a specific time and date...

But we owe it to ourselves to try.
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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WE HIT ONE HUNDRED FOLLOWERS AAAAAAAA

Next month will be raffle time! Two winners, one because of the 100 on bluesky, the other because 100 on twitch :>

I'm very grateful folk find some joy with me.
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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I finally painted that Ivalice bard version of Miku I drew a while ago:
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Slightly Diminish A Game:

Indiana Jones and the Honestly-Just-Alright Circle
Slightly Diminish A Game:

Tales of Coincidence
Slightly Diminish A Game:

Shantae: 1/2-Genie Well-Respected Person
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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hey so this is blatant false information punishing people for doing the right thing. no, it was not a "grabber". it was a reputable survey site that discord has used previously for limited surveys.

nothing can """grab""" information if you dont provide it, which an anonymous survey didnt ask for.
January 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM