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Eldritch Bread

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An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll. #Retro and #variety #vtuber #Asexual, he/him PFP by Semi Engima Banner by @snowfable #88.4WTFMArtchives https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · Apr 25

Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!

It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.

#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror

A small bread roll sitting on a rocky outcropping in a large body of water. Darkness is leaking out of the roll and forming a massive overhead mass with glowing red eyes and a toothy grin

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1h

I feel a simple toll system of "Hey. 5 humanity or I kill you" would have been more then reasonable

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2h

Same. That was the only covenant I ever joined out of sheer guilt. She was blameless and if Quelaag just SAID it was for her sister, I'd have just left!

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 18h

If I've learned one thing, it doesn't matter what content you actually make.

If you have a lower voice, your a comfy/cozy streamer. If you have a higher voice, your a chaotic/high energy streamer.

It doesn't matter if you play nothing but horror games and shooters if your voice is deep.

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 16h

Thats an option.

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 16h

Yeah. They fit the vibes.

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 17h

Of course you own crocs like that.

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 18h

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 23h

I AM NOT LISTED ON THIS LIST!!! I'M SAFE!

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

Suuuuure... whatever you say...

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

I don't believe this is a typo

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

I am so excited that its starting to get cold enough to run all my heated stuff!

Which immediately has led to me getting overcooked by heated blankets and seats set overzealously...

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

A guy with 12 or more rocket launchers standing in a forest. Labeled *muffled giggles*

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

WAIT YEAH! YOUR RIGHT!!!

THEY JUST NEED A SCAN OF JIM CARREY!!!

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

Do it.

I don't recognize them, but that doesn't matter! GET THEM IN THE GAME!!!

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, they could go for some more Goofy Little Creatures. Or watch, they'll add something like Maria and a ton of traumatized dialogue with Shadow

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

I think that Sonic Crossworld should add in some of the characters from the movies. Just add in photo-realistic, face scanned, Jim Carrey as an option.

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

"Would have been higher/more dangerous if he was smarter (still gives a high score)" is probably the perfect summary for the vibe I'm going for!

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Harrier Citadel 🐦‍⬛🛸🏰 @harriercitadel.kibamedia.net · 1d

Sparks of Joy!
Or chaos.
Is there a difference???

#VGenComm for @eldritchbread.bsky.social !

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Sparks Of Joy

YouTube video by Harrier Citadel

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

Time for a viking funeral.

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Maia Starchild | Cendarii VTuber/Artist @angelic.observer · 1d

She's a 10, but in feet.
(Beast Ren is coming to visit~)
(I could have done better with the shading...)

#art #digitalart #ocart #Ocsky #oc #animeart #foxgirl

an anime-style drawing of a muscular fox woman stepping through a door that she's much to tall for, resting an arm on the top of the door, looking down at the viewer with glowing eyes.

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

THANK YOU FOR THE THANKING OF THE WELCOME!!!

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 1d

YOU ARE WELCOME!!!

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d

I love this weird genetic petri-dish of a woman...

Burd Bones @burdrehnar.bsky.social · Mar 27

Samus is purposefully gathering this soup of DNA and scars at this point #illustration #samus

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Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d

Rookie mistake right there.

Eldritch Bread @eldritchbread.bsky.social · 2d

YOU CANNOT KILL ME IN A WAY THAT MATTERS!!!