Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
An eldritch horror from beyond the edge of reality, too weak to posses anything but a bread roll.
#Retro and #variety #vtuber
#Asexual, he/him
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https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
#Retro and #variety #vtuber
#Asexual, he/him
PFP by
Semi Engima
Banner by @snowfable
#88.4WTFMArtchives
https://www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorrorofbread
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Eldritch Bread
@eldritchbread.bsky.social
· Apr 25
Welcome to Peoria's Haunted Blockbuster!
It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.
#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
It's been haunted by an Eldritch Horror known as a WorldEater for a while, but I'm more concerned with playing all these old retro games rather then being an existential threat! So you've got time.
#vtuber #multicharacter #EldritchHorror
Fuck, I love pointless amusement...
RT if you're also male with a pointless love of amusement
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fuck, I love pointless amusement...
Anyone working today, especially retails, DON'T DIE!!! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BITE A CUSTOMER!!! YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Anyone working today, especially retails, DON'T DIE!!! EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BITE A CUSTOMER!!! YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE!!!
Randomly remembered an old silly idea of an outfit swap with, basically anyone, and Corpse. Specifically, the version of Corpse who's entire outfit is a single jacket with nothing under it!
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Randomly remembered an old silly idea of an outfit swap with, basically anyone, and Corpse. Specifically, the version of Corpse who's entire outfit is a single jacket with nothing under it!
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
Just the idea of the victim being *very* embarrassed and trying to cover themselves with the jacket...
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Happy Thursday for everyone who observes it.
Imma go eat a car.
Imma go eat a car.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy Thursday for everyone who observes it.
Imma go eat a car.
Imma go eat a car.
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*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
*slaps your ass as I pass by. 5 minutes later you realize there's a Kraft Single firmly stuck to your right buttcheek*
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November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The Risk of Rain Obsession is back in full force...
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Risk of Rain Obsession is back in full force...
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
I just like a game where the objective is "Break the game in half or else."
If you put a Bread Roll to your ear, you can hear what it sounds like to have your ear bitten off by an annoyed eldritch horror!
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If you put a Bread Roll to your ear, you can hear what it sounds like to have your ear bitten off by an annoyed eldritch horror!
Stream is over! We had a GREAT run of Risk of Rain 2! Turns out all you need to build False Son is 205 stacks of Bison Steaks! And it all takes care of itself! (Really, its insane)
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Stream is over! We had a GREAT run of Risk of Rain 2! Turns out all you need to build False Son is 205 stacks of Bison Steaks! And it all takes care of itself! (Really, its insane)
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
Also! We found a gun! Its bad! We also found the souls we need to finish the game! We'll do that next time!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... I had a good run in Risk of Rain 2. We'll get on with Aria of Sorrow after I'm done with this!
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... I had a good run in Risk of Rain 2. We'll get on with Aria of Sorrow after I'm done with this!
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
www.twitch.tv/eldritchhorr...
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You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
Guess who accidentally loaded in as False Son one run and got learning them stuck in their head...
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Guess who accidentally loaded in as False Son one run and got learning them stuck in their head...
You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You hear a noise at 3 AM and see the new figurine you bought off ebay. The one they said was haunted. She's looking right at you.
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
"Human... Give me... Your Netflix Password..."
(Art by @snowfable.bsky.social)
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2-game game series that starts with a typical "Go stop this villain from taking over the world, and the entire time said villain is going on about how its regrettable, but necessary, that he's just trying to make a better world, Etc. Etc.
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2-game game series that starts with a typical "Go stop this villain from taking over the world, and the entire time said villain is going on about how its regrettable, but necessary, that he's just trying to make a better world, Etc. Etc.
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
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the natural genre of the immersive sim is not action; it is not stealth; it is neither conspiracy noir nor cyberpunk thriller.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
the natural genre of the immersive sim is not action; it is not stealth; it is neither conspiracy noir nor cyberpunk thriller.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.
no; the natural genre of the immersive sim is slapstick.
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Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
2-game game series that starts with a typical "Go stop this villain from taking over the world, and the entire time said villain is going on about how its regrettable, but necessary, that he's just trying to make a better world, Etc. Etc.
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
2-game game series that starts with a typical "Go stop this villain from taking over the world, and the entire time said villain is going on about how its regrettable, but necessary, that he's just trying to make a better world, Etc. Etc.
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
But the party fails. They get so close, but can't stop them
*after a long game of cat and mouse, I pull a flintlock pistol on you*
"Where did you even FIND a fully functional flintlock pistol!?"
"People bring some weird stuff in here! I've literally been hit with everything but the kitchen sink!"
*distant smash of porcelain*
"Uh... scratch that..."
"Where did you even FIND a fully functional flintlock pistol!?"
"People bring some weird stuff in here! I've literally been hit with everything but the kitchen sink!"
*distant smash of porcelain*
"Uh... scratch that..."
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
*after a long game of cat and mouse, I pull a flintlock pistol on you*
"Where did you even FIND a fully functional flintlock pistol!?"
"People bring some weird stuff in here! I've literally been hit with everything but the kitchen sink!"
*distant smash of porcelain*
"Uh... scratch that..."
"Where did you even FIND a fully functional flintlock pistol!?"
"People bring some weird stuff in here! I've literally been hit with everything but the kitchen sink!"
*distant smash of porcelain*
"Uh... scratch that..."
Also on "Genre of Person without a brain that fascinates me" is the person who's first twitch message is something like "I'm gonna bully/annoy you"
Because its always met with one of three options:
Because its always met with one of three options:
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Also on "Genre of Person without a brain that fascinates me" is the person who's first twitch message is something like "I'm gonna bully/annoy you"
Because its always met with one of three options:
Because its always met with one of three options: