You should write fanfiction. I'd be here for that AU.

I'd have reccommended him a reptile, but during a two week vacation while I was away, he neglected my leopard gecko.

I know this because my abusive dad had two. He never spent time with them except when he yelled at them.

Seriously. Do NOT get a dog if you hate lound noises period. 90% of your time will be spend screaming at the dog to shut up, which only makes them bark more.

Preach. I no not have my neurons in order enough to do anything full time, but boy if I could...

Drink some water, eat something light (i.e., tuna and crackers, your favorite fruit, etc.) then take the nearest soft object and hug it as hard as you can for 5 seconds.

After doing that, if you feel up to it, talk to someone or write about it. I'm all ears.

lmao

Honestly, I see it. That would make both spider brothers on the aro spec that don't realize it.

(I hc Angel is gay, but cupioromantic, which is an aromantic microlabel)

Question: What is your headcanon about Arackniss's orientation? I personally feel like he comes off as a closeted bisexual who doesn't realize he's bi.

I'm stealing that, 100% when I go to write LATS's sequel.

I headcanon he had the name "Henry" as an alias. He just combined it with the name of his best selling drug in Hell.