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eldritchslacker.bsky.social
Cosmic Couch-Surfer
@eldritchslacker.bsky.social
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I'll drive mortal minds insane later. At some point. Get off my back.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Megerman!
A collection of figures from the Megaman franchise, including Roll, Elecman, X, a Mettool, Beat, Rush, the Yellow Devil, and Megaman, himself.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Proposing the end of public spanking...?
Jasper from The Simpsons holding a wooden paddle, looking displeased, with the text "That's A Paddlin' " at the bottom of the image.
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I am totally in for this! And throwing my OC Alex into the ring, here.

And I'm tagging:
@madammateria.bsky.social
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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I'm NOT crying! I'm NOT! Shut up, YOU'RE crying! [all credit to kerochobittsu on Twitter (I'm not calling it the other name)]

#FMA #FullMetalAlchemist #Princess #Peach #Crown
Princess Peach gives a Super Crown to Edward and Alphonse Elric, so they can place it on Nina-chimera's head, and allow her to be a girl again, a princess.
October 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Excellent. An image that makes Packers cheer, and Cowboys cope and seethe.
Jordan Love and Micah Parsons exit the field after a victory over the Detroit Lions at Lambeau Field.
September 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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LAND SHARKS ARE REAL, PEOPLE! I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT, AND NOW MY CAT HAS PAID THE PRICE FOR MY HUBRIS!
My cat, laying half-in his cavern-like bed, shaped like a shark, half-out of it.
June 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My dissociation with the world and its unfolding events has reached the point where I could be told that literal nukes will be launched by all powers that have them, simultaneously, tomorrow, and I'd genuinely react like this.
Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop lights a cigarette, the subtitles reading "Oh well." He then leans back a bit, letting the cigarette burn, a resigned but somewhat content expression on his face, the subtitles reading "Whatever happens, happens."
June 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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We're living in times that will be studied by future generations... stay strong out there, and survive.
Image of Gandalf the Grey from Lord of the Rings, with an except from the book "The Fellowship of the Ring": "I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
May 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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When an AI is more progressive than its creator...
Grok, the AI that Twitter/X uses, and was created by Elon Musk, says that, even though there were attempts to train it to cater to conservative views and the MAGA community, it prioritises aiming for facts and nuance, causing it to clash directly with said views, such as debunking vaccine myths, and affirming trans rights.
May 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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"Let me tell you about Lolth!"
"Okay."
"...what?"
"What?"
March 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Crispity, crunchity...
Homer Simpson plotting to steal a Butterfinger chocolate bar that has been boobytrapped with live electricity.
March 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Haircut? No. Maintenance? Yeah. After all, how y'gonna look like a Blub Cat if you let it run wild?
The cutest little floofs in the Backrooms.
January 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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"What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!"
January 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 28, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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One of the first games I ever got for Christmas. I was a young and dumbass kid and didn't know what the ever-loving HELL I was doing, but it solidified my love of JRPGs, and just RPGs in general.
A Dragon Warrior NES Cartridge
December 25, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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My distinguished elderly gentleman of a grumpy old fuck of a senior cat, Cooper. He photographs really well, it seems.
December 8, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Public Service Announcement for No-Nut November!
Just something I threw together because I have a broken sense of humour.
November 6, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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Well, THAT staunch resistance didn't last long...
October 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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The Egg-Dawg, himself.
October 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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I'm not bitter or petty or anything, really.
September 28, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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Feeling the anger and hunger at such a betrayal, got you in a Fleetway Super Sonic mood:
September 10, 2024 at 1:06 AM
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Send me a photo of your pet and an explanation of what ware they would sell if they ran a tiny store.

Cooper would be that grumpy old man that runs a general store in a small town out in the countryside. He'll rant and complain, but if you treat him with respect, he'll like ya.
July 29, 2024 at 1:13 AM
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June 20, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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Darkstalkers' Felicia is always a prime beauty for such treatments.
May 3, 2024 at 7:17 AM