Electr0Jesus
@electr0jesus.bsky.social
Fighting game & rhythm game enthusiast. I like Hokuto no Ken, Doom, and pasta.
SF6 Zangief/Blanka
IIDX 七段
日本語OK!
SF6 Zangief/Blanka
IIDX 七段
日本語OK!
New Testament single with album dropping in October.
In 2025, we're getting a new album from Testament, Megadeth, and Anthrax. It's 1990: Part 2, and I couldn't be happier.
In 2025, we're getting a new album from Testament, Megadeth, and Anthrax. It's 1990: Part 2, and I couldn't be happier.
August 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
New Testament single with album dropping in October.
In 2025, we're getting a new album from Testament, Megadeth, and Anthrax. It's 1990: Part 2, and I couldn't be happier.
In 2025, we're getting a new album from Testament, Megadeth, and Anthrax. It's 1990: Part 2, and I couldn't be happier.
Doom 3 f7cking rules make a doom 3 2 you cowards bring back the low poly.cheeseburgwr
August 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Doom 3 f7cking rules make a doom 3 2 you cowards bring back the low poly.cheeseburgwr
New challenge: when on hold during a phone call (financial institutions, medical, etc..) try to learn their hold music on bass.
I just did it with DCU. This song fucking sucks but now I can play it
I just did it with DCU. This song fucking sucks but now I can play it
August 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
New challenge: when on hold during a phone call (financial institutions, medical, etc..) try to learn their hold music on bass.
I just did it with DCU. This song fucking sucks but now I can play it
I just did it with DCU. This song fucking sucks but now I can play it
Three great games of CS to close out the night. Last one had an Ace pistol round, all 5 headshots, while the team popped off.
I will now proceed to sleep fully erect.
I will now proceed to sleep fully erect.
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Three great games of CS to close out the night. Last one had an Ace pistol round, all 5 headshots, while the team popped off.
I will now proceed to sleep fully erect.
I will now proceed to sleep fully erect.
I search "apricot vs peach" and they give me comparisons of the appearance, taste, etc. of the fruits.
No, motherfucker, I wanted to see them FIGHT
No, motherfucker, I wanted to see them FIGHT
July 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I search "apricot vs peach" and they give me comparisons of the appearance, taste, etc. of the fruits.
No, motherfucker, I wanted to see them FIGHT
No, motherfucker, I wanted to see them FIGHT
Something about looking up at the stars makes me feel like anything is possible.
My friends, please never give up. Whether it's a match of Street Fighter, or your life: fight until the last pixel. Anything can happen, and you have what it takes to win.
My friends, please never give up. Whether it's a match of Street Fighter, or your life: fight until the last pixel. Anything can happen, and you have what it takes to win.
July 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Something about looking up at the stars makes me feel like anything is possible.
My friends, please never give up. Whether it's a match of Street Fighter, or your life: fight until the last pixel. Anything can happen, and you have what it takes to win.
My friends, please never give up. Whether it's a match of Street Fighter, or your life: fight until the last pixel. Anything can happen, and you have what it takes to win.
Doom 3 Hell Knight
July 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Doom 3 Hell Knight
I'm extremely tired today and can't believe I have 6 hours of work left.
That said, I got a really nice 3K clutch on Dust2 last night and that's really carrying me through the day
That said, I got a really nice 3K clutch on Dust2 last night and that's really carrying me through the day
July 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'm extremely tired today and can't believe I have 6 hours of work left.
That said, I got a really nice 3K clutch on Dust2 last night and that's really carrying me through the day
That said, I got a really nice 3K clutch on Dust2 last night and that's really carrying me through the day
Make an animal with wheels instead of legs.
I've been alive for way too long and I'm bored. Show me some shit like that.
I've been alive for way too long and I'm bored. Show me some shit like that.
July 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Make an animal with wheels instead of legs.
I've been alive for way too long and I'm bored. Show me some shit like that.
I've been alive for way too long and I'm bored. Show me some shit like that.
What fucking good are you then
June 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What fucking good are you then
Played 8 straight hours of CS2 Premier on shrooms and made 3 new online friends to grind with. Good weekend.
June 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Played 8 straight hours of CS2 Premier on shrooms and made 3 new online friends to grind with. Good weekend.
I'm gonna take this weekend to do nothing but play and watch CS2. I love Counter Strike so much.
OK I'll play a little bit of Doom, but otherwise it's a CS weekend.
OK I'll play a little bit of Doom, but otherwise it's a CS weekend.
June 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm gonna take this weekend to do nothing but play and watch CS2. I love Counter Strike so much.
OK I'll play a little bit of Doom, but otherwise it's a CS weekend.
OK I'll play a little bit of Doom, but otherwise it's a CS weekend.
Report: Horse With No Name still a banger
June 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Report: Horse With No Name still a banger
Cousin's wedding fit
June 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Cousin's wedding fit
Idea for a Saw trap
Man wakes up in a room, he is not harmed in any way.
Man: "Where am I? I'm not harmed in any way."
Jigsaw comes over the speakers
Jigsaw: tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar s
Man wakes up in a room, he is not harmed in any way.
Man: "Where am I? I'm not harmed in any way."
Jigsaw comes over the speakers
Jigsaw: tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar s
May 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Idea for a Saw trap
Man wakes up in a room, he is not harmed in any way.
Man: "Where am I? I'm not harmed in any way."
Jigsaw comes over the speakers
Jigsaw: tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar s
Man wakes up in a room, he is not harmed in any way.
Man: "Where am I? I'm not harmed in any way."
Jigsaw comes over the speakers
Jigsaw: tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar sauce tartar s
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Pineapple haters are pathetic. Sorry you don't like the delicious tropical sour fruit that makes your cum taste good, you loser.
Coconut haters, too, shall perish. It doesn't make your cum taste like anything but it's hard as a fucking rock on the outside and can be used for home defense
Coconut haters, too, shall perish. It doesn't make your cum taste like anything but it's hard as a fucking rock on the outside and can be used for home defense
May 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Pineapple haters are pathetic. Sorry you don't like the delicious tropical sour fruit that makes your cum taste good, you loser.
Coconut haters, too, shall perish. It doesn't make your cum taste like anything but it's hard as a fucking rock on the outside and can be used for home defense
Coconut haters, too, shall perish. It doesn't make your cum taste like anything but it's hard as a fucking rock on the outside and can be used for home defense
Doom The Dark Ages is a flawed game that still manages to hit such highs that it is still what I would call "peak".
More content please.
More content please.
May 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Doom The Dark Ages is a flawed game that still manages to hit such highs that it is still what I would call "peak".
More content please.
More content please.
My neighbors vs bassline from Amazon stage in Capcom's War of the Gems
May 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My neighbors vs bassline from Amazon stage in Capcom's War of the Gems
Good Doom 3 pickup lines:
"I'm gonna need you to step on one of those red squares on the floor for a bio scan, this will only take a second"
That's all I got but you're sure to get some ass with that one
"I'm gonna need you to step on one of those red squares on the floor for a bio scan, this will only take a second"
That's all I got but you're sure to get some ass with that one
May 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Good Doom 3 pickup lines:
"I'm gonna need you to step on one of those red squares on the floor for a bio scan, this will only take a second"
That's all I got but you're sure to get some ass with that one
"I'm gonna need you to step on one of those red squares on the floor for a bio scan, this will only take a second"
That's all I got but you're sure to get some ass with that one
Week from today gonna be the best day of my life.
DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Week from today gonna be the best day of my life.
DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#Expedition33 is special man. Just special.
April 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
#Expedition33 is special man. Just special.
Eminem always sounds like he got shrunk and he's yelling at you to let him out from the overturned drinking glass he's trapped under
April 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Eminem always sounds like he got shrunk and he's yelling at you to let him out from the overturned drinking glass he's trapped under
This is GOTY material for many reasons, but especially because they specifically mention Expedition 69
April 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is GOTY material for many reasons, but especially because they specifically mention Expedition 69