Feng Shui states your home should have a water feature, which is why mine has a bar cart.

Don’t worry about the state of the world bb, your 2025 Pinterest board will fix everything 💕💕💕

Airports are the only place that can charge 6 ounces of wine at the same rate as 6 ounces of hard drugs. I’ve never bought hard drugs, but my parents were in New York in the 80s, so I feel like it’s culturally in my blood. Also maybe literally.

The best marketing I have ever seen was done by this drug dealer named Lucky in Ibiza who taught a seminar at the hostel on Wednesdays called “how to be your own best friend” and if that isn’t the best marketing I have ever seen. It’s giving sell me this pen. Except the pen is ecstasy.

Just another day peaking in to people’s metaphorical windows via social media and beginning to predict which ones are going to burn their thanksgiving dinner