mechanical jam
@electricjelly.bsky.social
Hold me close
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
I hate you the most
Failed human
(he/him)
There’s this wonderful synchronicity between the pants creases and the highlight on the shoes that makes it look like he’s got some kind of janky rods stickin’ out of his britches
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There’s this wonderful synchronicity between the pants creases and the highlight on the shoes that makes it look like he’s got some kind of janky rods stickin’ out of his britches
I would say she’s disgracing the name of Space Ghost but honestly I could see Tad Ghostal doing blackface and getting very defensive when called on it
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I would say she’s disgracing the name of Space Ghost but honestly I could see Tad Ghostal doing blackface and getting very defensive when called on it
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Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Hard sci makes for strong fi.
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Strong fi makes for good roman.
Good roman makes for soft tasy.
Soft tasy calls for hard sci
Weird how 200 countries are on his responsibilities list but half of Congress isn’t.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Weird how 200 countries are on his responsibilities list but half of Congress isn’t.
I like to think that RFKj was quoting Ben Shapiro’s fiction when he dropped the line about taking a bullet
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I like to think that RFKj was quoting Ben Shapiro’s fiction when he dropped the line about taking a bullet
Deflation is stored in the balls, that’s why we fired all those DEI vagina-havers and replaced them with Fox News-vetted scrotal tanners
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Deflation is stored in the balls, that’s why we fired all those DEI vagina-havers and replaced them with Fox News-vetted scrotal tanners
The lady clerked for John Roberts and Brett Kavanaugh, save your sympathy for someone who isn’t totally in the cult
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The lady clerked for John Roberts and Brett Kavanaugh, save your sympathy for someone who isn’t totally in the cult
Man, and I thought the line about the machine hit hard in ‘99
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Man, and I thought the line about the machine hit hard in ‘99
Which is ironic, since nobody wants your money as much as a billionaire
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Which is ironic, since nobody wants your money as much as a billionaire
That little strip of stage where CPAC had “we are domestic terrorists” scrolling by in days gone past is gonna read, “actually, it’s called ‘ephebophilia’ and its perfectly normal” in one of the next couple of iterations.
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Scheduling two things at the same time, that’s one of the reasons so many people thought Bush was dumb
The love-child of Walton Goggins and Guy Fieri
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The love-child of Walton Goggins and Guy Fieri
The app OmniCrosswords lets you enjoy the NYT crossword (and several others) witthout benefitting those creeps at all!
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The app OmniCrosswords lets you enjoy the NYT crossword (and several others) witthout benefitting those creeps at all!
I dunno, Tucker seems to be usurping Alex Jones’ crackpot throne, now he spends his time 9/11 truther-ing and telling tales of waking up scratched from dream-battles with literal demons. I know we’re pretty cooked as a nation but dear god I hope we’re not THAT far gone.
November 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I dunno, Tucker seems to be usurping Alex Jones’ crackpot throne, now he spends his time 9/11 truther-ing and telling tales of waking up scratched from dream-battles with literal demons. I know we’re pretty cooked as a nation but dear god I hope we’re not THAT far gone.
That little strip of stage where CPAC had “we are domestic terrorists” scrolling by in days gone past is gonna read, “actually, it’s called ‘ephebophilia’ and its perfectly normal” in one of the next couple of iterations.
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That little strip of stage where CPAC had “we are domestic terrorists” scrolling by in days gone past is gonna read, “actually, it’s called ‘ephebophilia’ and its perfectly normal” in one of the next couple of iterations.
Oh cool, I bet most individuals will have no problem successfully negotiating with multi-billion dollar insurance providers and their flotillas of high-paid lawyers
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Oh cool, I bet most individuals will have no problem successfully negotiating with multi-billion dollar insurance providers and their flotillas of high-paid lawyers
Hey, I just talked to Ryan and he said you should let me inspect your wallet for a minute
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hey, I just talked to Ryan and he said you should let me inspect your wallet for a minute
Girl that’s so last cycle I mean what’s a few explicit DOJ policy moves to protect Donald Trump by spiking any investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s decades of sex trafficking next to SEVERAL OF JAMES TALLERICO’S SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWS
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Girl that’s so last cycle I mean what’s a few explicit DOJ policy moves to protect Donald Trump by spiking any investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s decades of sex trafficking next to SEVERAL OF JAMES TALLERICO’S SOCIAL MEDIA FOLLOWS
So glad that your idea of Jason Alexander’s best song ever turned out to be exactly the same as mine
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
So glad that your idea of Jason Alexander’s best song ever turned out to be exactly the same as mine
Trippin’ with Saltesi sounds like a blast; hopefully the recurring themes would be a little more lighthearted, but…
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Trippin’ with Saltesi sounds like a blast; hopefully the recurring themes would be a little more lighthearted, but…