But wait, there's a cousin to Queen-to-be (Q2B) who *also* looks like Q2B & Baker-Princess (BP), and she has a plan to get crowned in Q2B's place and steal the country's riches for herself!

Oh no, how will the country of (checks notes) Montenarro? survive this treasonous act?!

So now the Duchess lady is going to be Queen, and she and best-friend baker-guy split up because of... I dunno, reasons? It's not very clear, honestly.

A kind of sleazy advisor guy is cozying up to the Queen-to-be, so baker-princess needs to switch places with her so she can talk to best-friend-ex

I see your crimes against food and drink continue...

And why should anyone want to read or hear what they have to say about something they haven't even bothered to read/watch/listen to themself?

Confrontation!

Everyone says they love each other, and now everyone is getting married in a year! (Actually, I never thought about it, but there must be a sequel where that happens, right? Gotta line that up next, I guess...)

Weasely servant guy (yeah, I know I didn't mention him earlier, my bad) took photos showing the switcheroo, & the Queen has them!

She has sent the Prince & Duchess off to award the baking contest (remember that?) prizes out!

Baker-lady won despite evil rival chef (yeah, didn't mention her either)

Pausing a lot, because I've got stuff to do, but now the baker has shown her princessy bonafides by being nice to orphans, & the Duchess had a lovely normal family holiday time (did I mention she is also an orphan?).

They have each kissed their respective guys!

But now they have to switch back!

Oh no, the baker has to ride a horse and play piano and the Prince is being really decent about her being super clueless.

And the Duchess noticed that Best Friend Guy is pretty hot, and his daughter is totally charming.

Romance hijinks are in store!

Also, Maybe-Santa guy is here in Belgravia?

Cue montage of learning how to act like each other.

This is all going to be fine because the Prince is going away to Spain to do negotiations, and so...

Folks, the Prince is back early in order to get to know his fiancé, and the best friend's child figured out that the baker isn't the baker!

You will never believe this folks, but the Prince is going to be married on New Year's Day, and in a shocking coincidence, the lady he's going to marry looks exactly like our baker!

They are going to switch places so the fiancé can learn about the country like a normal person before her wedding

What's that, a mysterious older gentleman who is maybe Santa in disguise telling her to take a chance?

Oh look, there's her jerk ex, already engaged to someone else - off to Belgravia we go!

Oh no, this nice baker lady is so non-spontaneous, and sad about her boyfriend dumping her, how will she ever learn to have fun again?

Maybe this trip to a baking contest in Belgravia with her best friend and his cute daughter would help? But it's all so sudden...

So is the one on the left.

Aw yeah, so much for anyone who's just regular gay, some of us are out here being double-gay

Is there a link to the vote so we can see which 4?

Pine *tips,* surely...

[Does a quick search]

Nope, it's somehow actually cones

I learned this structure too, and it's very much ingrained in my writing. To me, the "tells" of AI are not things like formal structure or complex sentence construction, but sentences that carry no real meaning and paragraphs that don't build on what came before.