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eleveneldn.bsky.social
@eleveneldn.bsky.social
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RN
bite me
also explained american insurance to a new coworker from another country and died a little more inside every few words
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
never felt more solidarity than hiding on break in an employee bathroom and hearing someone in another stall hit their vape
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
definitely not NOT working on my resume from my cubicle at my current job
July 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
maybe one of these days i'll find a book that offers an actually VALID betrayal heartbreak trope. children out here getting offended by a corner of the puzzle instead of the big picture.
June 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
no judgment
definite consequences
April 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reposted
Ok back to sad posting I’m sad
April 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
i think i might be Tubi's biggest unsponsored advertiser
April 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
there's a Tove Lo vs Black Eyed Peas story in here somewhere
April 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
nostalgia and catharsis taste the same
March 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
brb watching The Descent on repeat for the rest of my life
March 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i think i've collected enough trauma and grief to start my career as a comedian now
March 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
no one is listening except for your body. you'll pay the price for not listening, and it's a slow suicide. i would know.
March 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
all i read of Bernie Sanders's tweet was "STRESS KILLS" and yeah dude i'm like actively fricking aware
March 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
i cry watching The Host for many reasons

2 of those are Saoirse Ronan and the soundtrack

the rest i'll talk to my therapist about this thursday
March 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
my niche crossover is recognizing Joe Slaughter from Step Up 3D in season 5 of Worst Cooks in America
March 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted
My toxic trait is that I’m incapable of sticking to a page-a-day calendar so right now I’m just ripping a page off of my 2024 Impressionism Art calendar whenever I remember to.

Today I’m on June 13th lol it’s a nice Pissarro of a laundry woman
February 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
hilarious and depressing how many of my coworkers have approached me in the last 2 weeks to share how shocked they are about what's already happened since the inauguration.

i told you guys. repeatedly. but sure, let me help.
January 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
coping with personal disaster and a fascist oligarchy by rewatching every disaster movie i know, starting now
January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
if the temperature is under the age i came out, i do not need to be outdoors
January 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
mood
January 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
in the last 2 months i've been told by coworkers i look like Billie Eilish and Haley Lu Richardson and do i believe them, no, but i've also never felt prettier
January 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
the same officer who responded to my traffic accident 2 months ago just came to my house to take a report on my neighbor's hit and run and honestly i'm just not thrilled to be getting this familiar with local law enforcement
January 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i don't think i could have chosen a more appropriately timed episode
January 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
hiring anyone to transfer my tiktok and instagram followings over here, i honestly don't think i have the attention span anymore
January 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i say this... over a decade later, with Haymitch's drinking problem and a mix of morals drawn from Katniss and Johanna
can someone please warn me the next time i decide to watch all of the Hunger Games movies sequentially that it will immediately turn me back into the depraved love-starved secret heathen of a 17-yr-old i once was? any tributes accepted
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM