@elevenoftwelve.bsky.social
Screw Lisa
March 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Screw Lisa
This administration just sided with Sauron and scolded Frodo.
March 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This administration just sided with Sauron and scolded Frodo.
Give her time, she’ll get there.
February 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Give her time, she’ll get there.
They spelled Asshole wrong. Do better.
February 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They spelled Asshole wrong. Do better.
Of all his strange body movements, this one was pretty obvious. He was gleeful to finally be able to unleash it. And it won’t be the last time.
January 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Of all his strange body movements, this one was pretty obvious. He was gleeful to finally be able to unleash it. And it won’t be the last time.
With our plunge into oligarchy, people should be wearing more top hats. 🎩
January 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
With our plunge into oligarchy, people should be wearing more top hats. 🎩
Are we sure his hand is just too small to see?
January 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Are we sure his hand is just too small to see?
A preemptive war in case there’s a war.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A preemptive war in case there’s a war.
When do we start wearing our underwear on the outside?
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When do we start wearing our underwear on the outside?
Unstable Genius?
January 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Unstable Genius?
Does guy ever blink? He’s got Clock Work Orange syndrome.
January 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Does guy ever blink? He’s got Clock Work Orange syndrome.
Winters. Whatever you wore, you’d get destroyed.
January 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Winters. Whatever you wore, you’d get destroyed.
Not very demure.
Not very mindful.
Not very mindful.
January 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not very demure.
Not very mindful.
Not very mindful.
Was never picked for a team, so goes all in on the team they picked.
January 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Was never picked for a team, so goes all in on the team they picked.
Illinois just made it illegal.
January 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Illinois just made it illegal.
But it’s perfect if you’re just looking to roast some marshmallows.
January 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
But it’s perfect if you’re just looking to roast some marshmallows.
Chipotle Burrito
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Chipotle Burrito
I thought OAN was cancelled. Oh well.
December 10, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I thought OAN was cancelled. Oh well.
And if officials refuse or ignore them, what’s their response? “I’m going to tell my elected daddy?”
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
And if officials refuse or ignore them, what’s their response? “I’m going to tell my elected daddy?”
Can we agree now that the faux assassination attempt was staged just to announce his tagline?
December 7, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Can we agree now that the faux assassination attempt was staged just to announce his tagline?
This is perfect. Now we know exactly what he looks and sounds like, in case, you know, we want to thank him personally for HIS effect on people’s healthcare.
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 AM
This is perfect. Now we know exactly what he looks and sounds like, in case, you know, we want to thank him personally for HIS effect on people’s healthcare.
I vote for the David Pumpkins SNL song.
three skeletons are dancing in front of a man in a red suit
ALT: three skeletons are dancing in front of a man in a red suit
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 9:58 AM
I vote for the David Pumpkins SNL song.
MAGA will turn on Vance. They won’t relate to his big college words.
December 7, 2024 at 9:53 AM
MAGA will turn on Vance. They won’t relate to his big college words.
You’re right. I’m guessing he thought he’d raise millions. So he hired fundraisers and barely escaped in the black.
December 7, 2024 at 6:26 AM
You’re right. I’m guessing he thought he’d raise millions. So he hired fundraisers and barely escaped in the black.