Also holy shit my WoL is almost old enough to watch PG-13 movies

I’m caught up so it’s no biggie for me. But like, cmon guys.

The only exception I’ll take is rot13 since that takes deliberate action to decode and won’t be ruined by a misclick, but writing “7.4 spoilers” and putting images behind the censor are still violating the embargo imo. Please just wait!!

I’m emotionally attached to this little freak

I’d love to see more perspective in which the denizens of the star should count themselves lucky that this person with quasi-eldritch abilities is nice and cool and wants to help. Because imagine if they weren’t.

(I guess ShB kinda touches on this but I want more!!)

Like yeah, they’re just a normal person who wants to chill with their friends, but there’s something about them beyond being Hydalean’s chosen. An esoteric enigma.

golly, they sure do love the r slur over there

It’s a little harder to rank each expac’s respective post-patch stories, but here we gooo:

1: Shadowbringers
2: Heavensward
3: ARR
4: Stormblood
5: Endwalker
6: Dawntrail (so far)

For gameplay/content~

1: Stormblood
2: Shadowbringers
3: Dawntrail
4: ARR
5: Endwalker
6: Heavensward