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yay blake. hello hi. fiction and website: catboy.club
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dear Santa, i HATE you and i hope You NEVER come again. Stay home. Love, Bobby
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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i need her
it's a cheesy cheese scented pringles candle
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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don't give up
fat tanuki
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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guy outside only knows honkshnooomimimimi
a red fox sleeping on a pile of dead leaves with its legs stretched out
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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"The young man and the cat bride" by Wenceslas Hollar
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Mann mit Hundekopf Woodcut from the Nuremberg Chronicle
December 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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two of them
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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he is the size of a small dog
goofy ass tuxedo cat chilling on a couch. he is very long
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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you: haha it's so cold outside
yellow abominable snowball:
the yellow abominable snowball petpet from neopets. it's a little yellow snowman with a red and green striped scarf and hat.
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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this being out-of-print is a crime
cover of "Bunnies & Burrows" GURPS TTRPG book
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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"They’re hoping for a slow death. What ends up killing most catboys is the loneliness. That's not a serious word, catboy, but it's the one everyone else uses to describe this situation. We’re little freaks. They don't even let us bite people anymore. If you want a rabies vaccine we gotta make it ourselves. “Oh, the catboys get rabies?” sounds like a joke because it is. It's a total joke. The best I can give them when they catch it is the ReTox. If you're gonna die like an animal you may as well do it with dignity. No one else is gonna give them that. That's what I tell everyone ReTox does for you—it gives you your body back. It makes it okay to be angry again."
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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there was a fox outside
fox curled up on the grass with a bunch of dead leaves around it as seen from a window
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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yeah so i want to smell like a little guy
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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the minute we started watching Excalibur, my wife had this diagram ready to go
movie poster for "Excalibur" (1980) "Enough with zodiac signs. What's your favorite medieval helmet?" Spangenhelm, Barbute, Bascinet, Great Helm, Kettle Hat, Armet, Frog-mouth, Hounskull, Sallet
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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now reading:
a photo of the novel "negative space" by b.r. yeager
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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tabletop mini mule is so versatile. tabletop mini mule can help you in many situations. tabletop mini mule:
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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this thing is scary i hate it
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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"I have to admit I've never seen a pronoun."
October 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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i respect it
tacky ceramic grandma wolf sitting on the toilet with a scowl
September 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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two illustrated cats stroll on a crosswalk (which is a photgraph of the real world and not an illustration). one with a blue umbrella thinks in a thought bubble: "god i hope i get hit by a a fucking car!!!" the other one minds his own business but holds the other one's paw in loving support
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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eileen havant townsend nicely covered my zine "a normal catboy story" in artillery magazine. other amazing artists in the room party show are included as well. i highly recommend you read eileen's piece here: artillerymag.com/furry-artist...
"As previously noted, Furry began in the 1980s, on paper rather than in JPEGS. It seems natural, then, that there would be a lot of good furry zine art. “Room Party” displayed shelves of the stuff, way more than I’d be able to cover here. One of my favorite zines that combines drawing and writing is the deeply elaborate Catboy Story, a glitched-out series of flowcharts and stories that feel pulled from a half-paranoid lucid nightmare of becoming-animal. Kafka could never. I’ll just say that it’s very desire machine (normal) and recommend downloading it from planty’s website." cover for "A Normal Catboy Story, or The Cat Superstition"
September 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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new rabbithole is the concept of an open-source bidet
open source bidet article screenshot from open source ecology wiki "Internet of Things in the Bathroom: Smart Health-Monitoring Bidet System"
September 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM