Evalon ๋𖦹₊๋⋆
@elfenhonest.bsky.social
❝ I am cringe, but I am free ❞ 🤍
Evalon | 28 | she/her | you've met me at a very Zooey Dachenal time in my life
💘 Taken
🌕 Logged in from the moon
🦢 Swan princess
🐇 Code bunny
👩🏻💻 Nerd, reader, gamer
Cursed by a which, I cannot spell
🔞 MDNI | gen AI DNI 🚫
Evalon | 28 | she/her | you've met me at a very Zooey Dachenal time in my life
💘 Taken
🌕 Logged in from the moon
🦢 Swan princess
🐇 Code bunny
👩🏻💻 Nerd, reader, gamer
Cursed by a which, I cannot spell
🔞 MDNI | gen AI DNI 🚫
What is he stupid
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
What is he stupid
He's dashing to doors all right omg
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
He's dashing to doors all right omg
So glad you feel what we see 💖 you deserve to be sexy and FEEL sexy
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
So glad you feel what we see 💖 you deserve to be sexy and FEEL sexy
"We saw you across the bar and your stank vibe"
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
"We saw you across the bar and your stank vibe"
Themptious poosay
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Themptious poosay
I would hate to be in the bathrooms with that on the menu
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I would hate to be in the bathrooms with that on the menu
"This is the cocaine that wrote Cujo!!!"
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"This is the cocaine that wrote Cujo!!!"
I heard he likes an ass with cushion and spring, preferably with a plaid upholstery
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I heard he likes an ass with cushion and spring, preferably with a plaid upholstery
Also fuck AI but you get my point lol
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Also fuck AI but you get my point lol
The hiring process is so bad they need a price of paper for the GR guard dog to believe they can comprehend typing a sentence
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The hiring process is so bad they need a price of paper for the GR guard dog to believe they can comprehend typing a sentence
That dam Duolingo bird is watching me fuck that up and I feel scared
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
That dam Duolingo bird is watching me fuck that up and I feel scared
Si, quai bebe leché?
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Si, quai bebe leché?
You will always be Mikasa to me
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
You will always be Mikasa to me
Bring back the abominations from that subway commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Bring back the abominations from that subway commercial
IS THIS ABOUT BAD BUNNY 😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
IS THIS ABOUT BAD BUNNY 😭