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Ryan
@elfodder.bsky.social
Clickolding PR of 713,373 (TAS) | Starfinder Lizard | Writer for Game/Film Theory | 4-53 in Commander | Dog Shit at Games | Does Stupid Voices (He/Him)
You catch him shifting blame here? His AI can unlock the secrets of the universe, we are just not asking the right questions. The product isn’t deficient, the user is.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Me : It's gross we have to deal with every corporation showing off how much information they gathered on us over the course of the year.

Also Me : Oh cool a new discord profile frame!
December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Extra virgin olive oil.
what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I appears that eating like a poor Greek farmer and having 2 drinks a month is no match for sitting down 14 hours a day.

I really need to get back into the gym.
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
@profanity.accountant How boring am I?
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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happy thanksgiving

#ffxiv #ff14
November 28, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
BREAKING 🚨 : The bullet casings do not have "For Jimmy Kimmel" scrawled on them.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Update: Three people, including National Guard troops, are wounded after a shooting in Northwest DC. wjla.com/news/local/s...
3 people, including 2 National Guard troops, hurt in Northwest DC shooting
Metropolitan police are investigating a shooting in Northwest DCOfficers confirmed the gunfire in the area of 17th and I streets Northwest
wjla.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Two guardsmen were shot. We know nothing about the shooter at all...and yet folks are already blaming "the left".
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Looks like we are about to do the whole blood for oil thing again.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Christmas cancelled for US troops surrounding Venezuela
US troops in the Caribbean have reportedly been told they may not be able to go home for Thanksgiving and Christmas as the White House ramps up its pressure campaign against Venezuela.
www.yahoo.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
They 100% plan to give illegal orders, right?
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...

Of fucking course James Walkinshaw is on this list.

I’ll be voting against him in the primary as per usual.
Full list of Democrats voting to condemn socialism as Zohran Mamdani comes to town
The House of Representatives voted on a resolution condemning socialism ahead of President Trump's meeting with Zohran Mamdani.
www.newsweek.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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"I was able to get Congress to leave him alone."
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"AI Slop is bad!" says the influencer as they precede to show you the most popular AI Slop while they tell you its bad.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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My friends: Twitter is down. YouTube is down. Slack is down. Even Grindr is down
Me: You know what’s not down…
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Any other writers have a friend or partner read their work before an editor?

Personally, I like getting a sanity check.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
1: TGA don't matter

2: No one is harmed by recognizing a game is good, even if its a funny platformer.

Not every celebrated game need to have an epic story driven narrative, nor should it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I spent so much time in Marvel’s Deadpool VR having nonstop “Deadpool jokes” pumped directly into my ear that I started to see the very predictable anatomy of a “Deadpool joke.” So here is a cursed review of Marvel’s Deadpool VR. www.polygon.com/marvels-dead...
Marvel's Deadpool VR, as reviewed by Deadpool
Polygon's IGN 7/10 of the year
www.polygon.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Looked up a Japanese voice performance for a video game only to find that YouTube had Auto dubbed it in English with a shitty AI voice.
The video was labeled "Japanese Voice, English Sub" so it was intended to ever include an English dub.
Also, an actual actor already did the English dub.
WTF
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM