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Elfstar
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eyes of the elf, ears of the elf
strength of the elf, speed of the elf
More elf content please, any time any excuse!

Sparkle's doing an impressive job there.
December 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My mother was a hamster, she sewed my new blue jeans
And my father was a gamblin' man who smelled of elderberries

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvAE...
House Of The Rising Sun 1270 A.D (Cover in Old French 800-1400 A.D) Bardcore/Medieval style
YouTube video by the_miracle_aligner
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I have listened to this like 300 million times:

youtu.be/OlUC9YqCkWA?...
If Mozart's "TURKISH MARCH" was a SOUL HIT
YouTube video by Future Orchestra
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
lucky Popsicle stand
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
MST3K got in on the Gumby fun once:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NtR...
MST3K - The Gumby Show: Robot Rumpus
YouTube video by Bo Balderson
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What if he keeps having strokes and near-misses eight crazy nights?
December 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mark my words, when some Democrat starts calling out all this antisemitic bullshit with the appropriate degree of passion, they'll develop an immediate following. I think normie Democrats are sick to death of antisemites gaining traction and nobody in power calling them out like they should.
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I feel like you should make Tinder profiles for the two of them, but mark them both as "now in a relationship".
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I want to make a pun between "treyf fare" and "Dreyfus affair", but I can't make it work. Bah!
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If you want to taste bacon while remaining kosher, this stuff tastes super authentic. They're out of stock right now, but it's my go-to source for the taste of bacon.

bulkfoods.com/bacon-bits/v...
Vegan Bacon Bits
Flavorful, shelf stable, low cost, Vegan Bacon Bits.
bulkfoods.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I'll explain the pancake thing: Oolong, the world's most wholesome celebrity. A Japanese man had a beloved rabbit named Oolong; he'd photograph Oolong on trips, he'd balance things on Oolong's head, he filled up a site with these photos. He just loved his bunny and thought the attention was amusing.
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Hm, someone who has never experienced humanity except thru the Internet back in the 90s / 00s. When they visit someone they carefully place a pancake on their pet's head. If they meet someone named Gus they ask if he's made the All-Star Gus Ball squad. And they talk in Boston And Shaun catchphrases.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sometimes I forget that I grew up in the sewers of the Internet, and I know way too much that nobody should know.

Back in the day there was a site with a guy in nothing but a diaper and a Stone Cold Steve Austin mask. Oh such sites I have seen.
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fair enough, democracy in its ideal form breaks down after the population grows to a small size, but you can still keep the principles going after introducing mechanisms to help it function at larger scale. Whereas not even the core principles or goals of communism survive scaling.
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Have I ever told you about my arch-nemesis over on YouTube? She posts short videos making puns (every day but Shabbat); I grumble about them like they offend all that is good and decent; she laughs at my grumpiness. It's all in good fun.

But today, it's ELVES:

www.youtube.com/shorts/XS3Yt...
Dec 8, 🎄🤣 Twelf Jokes (in under a minute) #christmasjokes #dailydadjokes
YouTube video by Bright Idea
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
... son of a gun, I have those buttons too! I'm just used to ignoring them.
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Googlenet tells me those are model-specific functions; it's simpler to just have poorly-labeled buttons than build a new remote body for every TV model.
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I found a friend for Sparkle:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li8s...
Raccoon breaks into liquor store, gets drunk and passes out
YouTube video by CBS News
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM