More elf content please, any time any excuse!

Sparkle's doing an impressive job there.

My mother was a hamster, she sewed my new blue jeans
And my father was a gamblin' man who smelled of elderberries

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I have listened to this like 300 million times:

youtu.be/OlUC9YqCkWA?...

lucky Popsicle stand

MST3K got in on the Gumby fun once:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NtR...

What if he keeps having strokes and near-misses eight crazy nights?

Mark my words, when some Democrat starts calling out all this antisemitic bullshit with the appropriate degree of passion, they'll develop an immediate following. I think normie Democrats are sick to death of antisemites gaining traction and nobody in power calling them out like they should.

I feel like you should make Tinder profiles for the two of them, but mark them both as "now in a relationship".

I want to make a pun between "treyf fare" and "Dreyfus affair", but I can't make it work. Bah!

If you want to taste bacon while remaining kosher, this stuff tastes super authentic. They're out of stock right now, but it's my go-to source for the taste of bacon.

bulkfoods.com/bacon-bits/v...

I'll explain the pancake thing: Oolong, the world's most wholesome celebrity. A Japanese man had a beloved rabbit named Oolong; he'd photograph Oolong on trips, he'd balance things on Oolong's head, he filled up a site with these photos. He just loved his bunny and thought the attention was amusing.

Hm, someone who has never experienced humanity except thru the Internet back in the 90s / 00s. When they visit someone they carefully place a pancake on their pet's head. If they meet someone named Gus they ask if he's made the All-Star Gus Ball squad. And they talk in Boston And Shaun catchphrases.

Sometimes I forget that I grew up in the sewers of the Internet, and I know way too much that nobody should know.

Back in the day there was a site with a guy in nothing but a diaper and a Stone Cold Steve Austin mask. Oh such sites I have seen.

Fair enough, democracy in its ideal form breaks down after the population grows to a small size, but you can still keep the principles going after introducing mechanisms to help it function at larger scale. Whereas not even the core principles or goals of communism survive scaling.

Have I ever told you about my arch-nemesis over on YouTube? She posts short videos making puns (every day but Shabbat); I grumble about them like they offend all that is good and decent; she laughs at my grumpiness. It's all in good fun.

But today, it's ELVES:

www.youtube.com/shorts/XS3Yt...

... son of a gun, I have those buttons too! I'm just used to ignoring them.

The Googlenet tells me those are model-specific functions; it's simpler to just have poorly-labeled buttons than build a new remote body for every TV model.

I found a friend for Sparkle:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li8s...