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@elfy.bsky.social
Smol woodland creature.
Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods.
Hater of coconut.
I ❤️ Moosens.
Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller.

Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW
its like 20 to 1, so yeah...its gross....

i cant stand *any* pix of him, regardless....
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i wonder if or when he will be speaking in public again, after that image of his mouth drooping like that....i am thinking they will find any excuse to keep him from doing so

transparent, my elf ass
September 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
and the pic this week w/ his mouth drooping like he's had a decent sized stroke...what is going on with this train wreck of a guy?
September 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Next up: Conversate
September 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
oki dokie, thank you!
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I was hoping to ask Feisty too but I havent seen her...
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
its ok, mom was 87 so she did live a long time...we could have gotten through this too but things did not really work out like i'd have hoped...
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
soooo, if you know of anyone w/ a room to rent let me know lol....at some point i'll need one probably

(been considering getting a cargo van and just delivering cargo from place to place, too...might be fun? who knows)
September 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
yeah its been a hell of a year. i am just trying to move forward and make it.
September 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
so i am trying to find a place to go to and its really making me anxious as hell...
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
lol not really....my mom fell in January, then spent the rest of her time in/out of ER/ICUs/rehab facilities and wasnt really interested in doing any physical therapy....soooo....

She passed away in July so I am sorting that out w/ my sister, who is intent on selling moms house (where I am now)
September 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
its ok, just another thing to appreciate about 2025 lol
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Maybe he could charm everyone and, you know, grab some folks by the pussy.

When you are a star you can get away with it.
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
meep, hello....how are you?

i am stuck'd in mississippi so i cant log in as often as i usually do
September 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
ekg? its devolved into Klan Hoods....noticed that years back
September 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Remind us what happened to your first wife, Donnie...
September 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
meep!
September 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Can we buy him McDonalds gift certificates? I'll throw in 5 bucks...
September 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Its Log! Its Log!

Its big, its heavy, its wood!
August 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
what fits on your back, is good for a snack...
August 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
log rolls down stairs, alone and in pairs....
August 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
do it like dis?
August 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
oh that was sour
August 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Pictured: Cow Orker
August 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM