Elf
@elfypoo.bsky.social
Angry Mean Girl Anxiety Princess just trying to be her mythical best
I just don't think people are worth the energy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I just don't think people are worth the energy.
Let this be known that I am 100% against male birth control..
Like, zero side effects? Excuse the fuck out of me?
You take that shit back to the lab and you don't release it until there is a fucking CVS receipt sized list of crippling (and dangerous) side effects AND THEN you may release it.
Like, zero side effects? Excuse the fuck out of me?
You take that shit back to the lab and you don't release it until there is a fucking CVS receipt sized list of crippling (and dangerous) side effects AND THEN you may release it.
August 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Let this be known that I am 100% against male birth control..
Like, zero side effects? Excuse the fuck out of me?
You take that shit back to the lab and you don't release it until there is a fucking CVS receipt sized list of crippling (and dangerous) side effects AND THEN you may release it.
Like, zero side effects? Excuse the fuck out of me?
You take that shit back to the lab and you don't release it until there is a fucking CVS receipt sized list of crippling (and dangerous) side effects AND THEN you may release it.
I danced where you danced
I made the same laps around the club
I knew the same performers & bartenders
I know where you fell
I know that bathroom
There is still some sadness when we dance, but we'll continue to do so in your memory
To the 49 who only wanted to dance, you mattered
#Pulse
I made the same laps around the club
I knew the same performers & bartenders
I know where you fell
I know that bathroom
There is still some sadness when we dance, but we'll continue to do so in your memory
To the 49 who only wanted to dance, you mattered
#Pulse
June 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I danced where you danced
I made the same laps around the club
I knew the same performers & bartenders
I know where you fell
I know that bathroom
There is still some sadness when we dance, but we'll continue to do so in your memory
To the 49 who only wanted to dance, you mattered
#Pulse
I made the same laps around the club
I knew the same performers & bartenders
I know where you fell
I know that bathroom
There is still some sadness when we dance, but we'll continue to do so in your memory
To the 49 who only wanted to dance, you mattered
#Pulse
It's one of those "life kicks you in the baIIs" kind of days
Having a hard time seeing the silver lining in all of this
Having a hard time seeing the silver lining in all of this
May 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's one of those "life kicks you in the baIIs" kind of days
Having a hard time seeing the silver lining in all of this
Having a hard time seeing the silver lining in all of this
Reposted by Elf
Shocked beyond words to learn of the passing of Jill Sobule, a great friend and frequent guest of FOW www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Jill Sobule, Singer of History-Making 1995 Single 'I Kissed a Girl,' Dies in House Fire at 66
Singer Jill Sobule, who made history with "I Kissed a Girl," which became the first openly gay song to break the Billboard chart's Top 20, died at 66.
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May 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shocked beyond words to learn of the passing of Jill Sobule, a great friend and frequent guest of FOW www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Had a kid tell me she loved my purple hair, I responded with telling her I liked her purple glasses
She said I should get some purple glasses
I guess I now have to get some purple glasses
She said I should get some purple glasses
I guess I now have to get some purple glasses
April 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Had a kid tell me she loved my purple hair, I responded with telling her I liked her purple glasses
She said I should get some purple glasses
I guess I now have to get some purple glasses
She said I should get some purple glasses
I guess I now have to get some purple glasses
Turned down a key holder position at my job today. I felt like it wasn't right for me mentally or physically right now.
I feel kind of dumb/ungrateful, but I know in my heart I wouldn't be happy spending more time at work and less time at home.
Hopefully, I didn't make a mistake
I feel kind of dumb/ungrateful, but I know in my heart I wouldn't be happy spending more time at work and less time at home.
Hopefully, I didn't make a mistake
March 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Turned down a key holder position at my job today. I felt like it wasn't right for me mentally or physically right now.
I feel kind of dumb/ungrateful, but I know in my heart I wouldn't be happy spending more time at work and less time at home.
Hopefully, I didn't make a mistake
I feel kind of dumb/ungrateful, but I know in my heart I wouldn't be happy spending more time at work and less time at home.
Hopefully, I didn't make a mistake
Today was completely overwhelming & caused a big ol' breakdown.
I probably could have avoided it, but I felt like a pressure cooker, & I just needed to release all my mental steam. Although I'm physically exhausted & my throat hurts, I believe a good cry/scream was needed.
Tomorrow will be better
I probably could have avoided it, but I felt like a pressure cooker, & I just needed to release all my mental steam. Although I'm physically exhausted & my throat hurts, I believe a good cry/scream was needed.
Tomorrow will be better
March 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Today was completely overwhelming & caused a big ol' breakdown.
I probably could have avoided it, but I felt like a pressure cooker, & I just needed to release all my mental steam. Although I'm physically exhausted & my throat hurts, I believe a good cry/scream was needed.
Tomorrow will be better
I probably could have avoided it, but I felt like a pressure cooker, & I just needed to release all my mental steam. Although I'm physically exhausted & my throat hurts, I believe a good cry/scream was needed.
Tomorrow will be better
I'm often plagued with the thought that I should want more out of life. I should do more, travel more, etc etc and if I'm not busy every second of the day, that it's a waste of life. But in reality, can it really be a waste of life when I legitimately just love being at home with my family?
March 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm often plagued with the thought that I should want more out of life. I should do more, travel more, etc etc and if I'm not busy every second of the day, that it's a waste of life. But in reality, can it really be a waste of life when I legitimately just love being at home with my family?
Man, I was aiming for baked just enough to mindlessly play video games for hours, but unfortunately, I overachieved that, and I'm now at threat level deep shower thoughts.
March 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Man, I was aiming for baked just enough to mindlessly play video games for hours, but unfortunately, I overachieved that, and I'm now at threat level deep shower thoughts.
Reposted by Elf
Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off
I unknowingly had multiple Maga scum on my FB
I left them there for reasons
The reasons are petty, but deserving
But with each meme I posted, the double digits depleted
And with my latest one, I'm down to 4...and I'm only getting started
I left them there for reasons
The reasons are petty, but deserving
But with each meme I posted, the double digits depleted
And with my latest one, I'm down to 4...and I'm only getting started
a man in a blue jacket is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with buckle up written in red letters
ALT: a man in a blue jacket is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car with buckle up written in red letters
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February 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I unknowingly had multiple Maga scum on my FB
I left them there for reasons
The reasons are petty, but deserving
But with each meme I posted, the double digits depleted
And with my latest one, I'm down to 4...and I'm only getting started
I left them there for reasons
The reasons are petty, but deserving
But with each meme I posted, the double digits depleted
And with my latest one, I'm down to 4...and I'm only getting started
Life is short
Don't hesitate
/\/\asturbate
Don't hesitate
/\/\asturbate
February 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Life is short
Don't hesitate
/\/\asturbate
Don't hesitate
/\/\asturbate
Honestly, the best thing about Bucee's gas station is the fact that it's so busy and loud that you can totally fart up the bathroom, and no one is the wiser
February 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Honestly, the best thing about Bucee's gas station is the fact that it's so busy and loud that you can totally fart up the bathroom, and no one is the wiser
I've been sitting here, stewing over the work day that I had completely forgotten that I had a puppy visit the store.
His name was Tater, and it was his 3rd birthday...he looked just like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth.
That would have been enough for me, but then I got some puppy kisses 🥰
His name was Tater, and it was his 3rd birthday...he looked just like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth.
That would have been enough for me, but then I got some puppy kisses 🥰
February 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I've been sitting here, stewing over the work day that I had completely forgotten that I had a puppy visit the store.
His name was Tater, and it was his 3rd birthday...he looked just like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth.
That would have been enough for me, but then I got some puppy kisses 🥰
His name was Tater, and it was his 3rd birthday...he looked just like Sir Didymus from Labyrinth.
That would have been enough for me, but then I got some puppy kisses 🥰
I'm just so tired of everything
I don't even have it that bad, and I'm just so mentally exhausted and very, very angry all the time.
It's still fucking January...
How are y'all doing?
Hanging in there?
I don't even have it that bad, and I'm just so mentally exhausted and very, very angry all the time.
It's still fucking January...
How are y'all doing?
Hanging in there?
January 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm just so tired of everything
I don't even have it that bad, and I'm just so mentally exhausted and very, very angry all the time.
It's still fucking January...
How are y'all doing?
Hanging in there?
I don't even have it that bad, and I'm just so mentally exhausted and very, very angry all the time.
It's still fucking January...
How are y'all doing?
Hanging in there?
I may lose friends over this, but it's time I stop being silent about it...
My favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.
My favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I may lose friends over this, but it's time I stop being silent about it...
My favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.
My favorite Star Wars character is Jar Jar Binks.
Live today out of pure spite
Get fucking jazzed knowing they're absolutely losing their minds over the very thought of you.
Get fucking jazzed knowing they're absolutely losing their minds over the very thought of you.
January 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Live today out of pure spite
Get fucking jazzed knowing they're absolutely losing their minds over the very thought of you.
Get fucking jazzed knowing they're absolutely losing their minds over the very thought of you.
I finally got some snow...well, it's icy/slushy stuff, but that's close enough for me!
January 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I finally got some snow...well, it's icy/slushy stuff, but that's close enough for me!
I said it back in November, and I'll say it now.
Don't break your sobriety over this
It's not worth it
Trust me, I've been drinking all day, and it still sucks
Nothing will numb it
Nothing will change it
Just try to stay alive. That's all we can do.
Don't break your sobriety over this
It's not worth it
Trust me, I've been drinking all day, and it still sucks
Nothing will numb it
Nothing will change it
Just try to stay alive. That's all we can do.
January 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I said it back in November, and I'll say it now.
Don't break your sobriety over this
It's not worth it
Trust me, I've been drinking all day, and it still sucks
Nothing will numb it
Nothing will change it
Just try to stay alive. That's all we can do.
Don't break your sobriety over this
It's not worth it
Trust me, I've been drinking all day, and it still sucks
Nothing will numb it
Nothing will change it
Just try to stay alive. That's all we can do.
I just realized why I enjoy dancing in my kitchen so much...
Iykyk
Iykyk
a woman in a white dress is standing in a kitchen with a bowl of bread on the table .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in a kitchen with a bowl of bread on the table .
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January 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I just realized why I enjoy dancing in my kitchen so much...
Iykyk
Iykyk
Being self-aware does me no good if I only become aware AFTER I've already made a total fool of myself.
January 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Being self-aware does me no good if I only become aware AFTER I've already made a total fool of myself.
Yeah, you may be cool, but are you "dance around your living room, tipsy on Matthew Lillard whiskey, while singing to the Bee Gees in your best Barry Gibb voice while holding a cat" cool?
Didn't think so
Didn't think so
January 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Yeah, you may be cool, but are you "dance around your living room, tipsy on Matthew Lillard whiskey, while singing to the Bee Gees in your best Barry Gibb voice while holding a cat" cool?
Didn't think so
Didn't think so
I've said it once, and I'll say it again
My friends are so amazing
They're also extremely talented
My friends are so amazing
They're also extremely talented
January 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've said it once, and I'll say it again
My friends are so amazing
They're also extremely talented
My friends are so amazing
They're also extremely talented