elixirs
@eli-xirs.bsky.social
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vault dweller
lastfm addict
tiger that thinks sometimes
vault dweller
lastfm addict
tiger that thinks sometimes
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elixirs
@eli-xirs.bsky.social
· Dec 9
opened up the terminal and started screaming to scare the duds away
how wonderful that everyone is in a very chinese time in their lives. i think this will be good for us perhaps
December 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
how wonderful that everyone is in a very chinese time in their lives. i think this will be good for us perhaps
this was a joke but im
starting to wonder if i would have gotten manhattan cafe by now
starting to wonder if i would have gotten manhattan cafe by now
flirting with men on reddit to fund my future umamusume spending habit
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
this was a joke but im
starting to wonder if i would have gotten manhattan cafe by now
starting to wonder if i would have gotten manhattan cafe by now
i think im becoming hank hill at a pace i really really underestimated
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
i think im becoming hank hill at a pace i really really underestimated
ooohhh husband….. buy me video gamesd…..
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ooohhh husband….. buy me video gamesd…..
flirting with men on reddit to fund my future umamusume spending habit
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
flirting with men on reddit to fund my future umamusume spending habit
husband talking telling me Stories and every minute or so i silently point my screen towards him and show him a dinosaur. he nods, and continues his story
i nod, and find another cool dinosaur to show him
i nod, and find another cool dinosaur to show him
August 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
husband talking telling me Stories and every minute or so i silently point my screen towards him and show him a dinosaur. he nods, and continues his story
i nod, and find another cool dinosaur to show him
i nod, and find another cool dinosaur to show him
nothing could have prepared me for umamusume.
anyways furry paws is now my gateway drug into wolvden and lioden so unfortunately my diablo iii seasonal grind has come to a screeching halt
August 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
nothing could have prepared me for umamusume.
i think instead of fit checks we should do blankie checks where we share our favourite blankies
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i think instead of fit checks we should do blankie checks where we share our favourite blankies
sometimes i text my brother
July 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
sometimes i text my brother
i might eat an irresponsible amount of fruity pebbles
July 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i might eat an irresponsible amount of fruity pebbles
i for no reason whatsoever want so badly to get wasted off eight beers at a baseball game
i dont even LIKE baseball
i dont even LIKE baseball
July 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i for no reason whatsoever want so badly to get wasted off eight beers at a baseball game
i dont even LIKE baseball
i dont even LIKE baseball
they call me bones the way im always hard
relax liberal its called skeleton humour
relax liberal its called skeleton humour
July 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
they call me bones the way im always hard
relax liberal its called skeleton humour
relax liberal its called skeleton humour
overwhelming urge to Harmonise but nobody knows the songs i like the same way I Do
July 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
overwhelming urge to Harmonise but nobody knows the songs i like the same way I Do
venerians dont even order anymore they just look at you like this
June 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
venerians dont even order anymore they just look at you like this
there is a faint desire for fish and chops nibbling at the back of my cranium and i dont know Why
June 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
there is a faint desire for fish and chops nibbling at the back of my cranium and i dont know Why
i think i should have druid powers bc i just really want to stick my big paws in a pot of honey and i lack the fur claws and snout to really get in there like i need to
maybe i just need some yogurt
maybe i just need some yogurt
June 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i think i should have druid powers bc i just really want to stick my big paws in a pot of honey and i lack the fur claws and snout to really get in there like i need to
maybe i just need some yogurt
maybe i just need some yogurt
what if i wanted raising canes
June 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
what if i wanted raising canes
every time i do shrooms i have at least one tear filled giggle Fit and i think its like degunking my serotonin receptors
June 21, 2025 at 7:02 AM
every time i do shrooms i have at least one tear filled giggle Fit and i think its like degunking my serotonin receptors
theres an inherent passive whimsy boost that is only applied when your tongue is like red or blue or purple from a sweet treat full of Dyes and Preservatives
June 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
theres an inherent passive whimsy boost that is only applied when your tongue is like red or blue or purple from a sweet treat full of Dyes and Preservatives
this italian herb bread got me moaning
the lasagna isnt even done
the lasagna isnt even done
June 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this italian herb bread got me moaning
the lasagna isnt even done
the lasagna isnt even done
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that shit's so beautiful i could only describe it as indescribable
June 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
that shit's so beautiful i could only describe it as indescribable
just got freaky epic style with a side of awesome sauce
June 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
just got freaky epic style with a side of awesome sauce
im so silly and goofy im gonna fucking throw up
June 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
im so silly and goofy im gonna fucking throw up
i dotn care about kanye west. im watching bears catch salmon
June 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
i dotn care about kanye west. im watching bears catch salmon
i hope my whataburger hoodie knows i love it very much and it is my favourite
May 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i hope my whataburger hoodie knows i love it very much and it is my favourite