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eli (he/they) 💖
@eli4theworld.bsky.social
Your Crustacean Crush 🦀👑
hbd to my friend & lover & handler 🐶
@toweringqueer.bsky.social 🩷
September 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i am having really big feelings about what it actually means to be desired and pursued. it’s very strange to be at least marginally attractive to a subset of people on the internet, but then completely ignored and made to feel invisible in person. i know some of it is the convergence of similar
August 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
@hooburrito.bsky.social took so many cute pictures of me during their visit 🥲 my smiles were so REAL, y’all! being in love is so CUTE on me.
August 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
i just had a man come up to the counter and tell me why he was tipping me tonight even though he “usually doesn’t tip”. 🙃
March 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i am not strong enough to handle it. it’s too much. i’m sorry.
February 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i am ready to be done. i am exhausted, and i am completely and totally alone. i have no options left. i want it to be over,
February 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i have worked every day of February, 55 hours a week. while i appreciate that i am making nearly 2000 dollars a pay-period for the first time in my life, i don’t appreciate how burnt out and distracted i feel 🫤
February 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i am about to work 50 hours a week for the next 200 days.
i am about to work very hard for the next 200 days to change my life. this isn’t a “grind”, i don’t want to do this, but i know i need to work very hard for my life to look how i want it to.
January 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Just bought my tickets for HEART EYES. The red band trailer scared my wife off the movie, so now it's just a couple of dudes asking @joshruben.bsky.social to do his absolute-fucking-worst.
January 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
soaking up the sun ☀️ ✨
January 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
To avoid disaster… you GOTTA GO FASTER!!!
Re-recorded my Green Hill Zone cover I did 6 years ago!
Full video on YouTube youtu.be/6X3G2qR7nbc?...
Covers like this only exist cause of Patreon support! If u enjoy this kind of content and wanna see more,support on Patreon! www.patreon.com/Skatunenetwork
January 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I think everyone should drive 15 under the speed limit just for shits and giggles
January 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i think i am already dead.
December 18, 2024 at 6:55 AM
i become more sure every day that i will not leave a lasting impact on the world. i could disappear and the only thing undone would be my to-do list. my presence does not create a ripple in the pond.
December 12, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
December 10, 2024 at 8:22 PM
what is 100mg of zoloft *supposed* to feel like? if the general state of your life is unfulfilling and uncomfortable, is an anti-depressant actually supposed to, like, anti-depress you? is there an experience i can expect when i am on the right medication, even when my life is bad?
December 10, 2024 at 7:55 AM
happy holidays 🐍❤️

youtu.be/UBgrsC6uHUk?...
Gigi the Christmas Snake
YouTube video by Chris Fleming
youtu.be
December 10, 2024 at 7:50 AM
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Art by Justin Gerard.
December 8, 2024 at 8:37 PM
new crop tank ! 🫥
December 8, 2024 at 4:40 AM
slutty druid vibes 🌿✨🦋
December 7, 2024 at 4:06 AM
picking up groceries + crying in my car = multi-tasking 💕
December 7, 2024 at 1:31 AM
are we allowed to be horny on here or…?
December 3, 2024 at 11:05 PM
how is it that movies keep getting longer and more tedious but white christmas (1954) had 4 whole minutes for danny kaye to just hate on modern dance and then never address the scene ever again
November 17, 2024 at 11:44 PM