Eli Allison
@eliallison.bsky.social
Nerd Writer & Angry Artist.
I live in Yorkshire, hate sunshine, and do not enjoy long walks on the beach or anywhere. In fact, I get upset at having to walk to the fridge for cheese.
I live in Yorkshire, hate sunshine, and do not enjoy long walks on the beach or anywhere. In fact, I get upset at having to walk to the fridge for cheese.
Watched Hell's Paradise this weekend... and it unlocked a new nightmare: butterflies with old man faces.😶
Maybe that's where they start life, in Walmart bathrooms.
Maybe that's where they start life, in Walmart bathrooms.
January 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Watched Hell's Paradise this weekend... and it unlocked a new nightmare: butterflies with old man faces.😶
Maybe that's where they start life, in Walmart bathrooms.
Maybe that's where they start life, in Walmart bathrooms.
I have a friend who wants to be embalmed (bear style) and be placed at the front door to scare any future girlfriend of her widowed husband. 😂
November 15, 2024 at 8:44 AM
I have a friend who wants to be embalmed (bear style) and be placed at the front door to scare any future girlfriend of her widowed husband. 😂
There is only room for one food god in this solar system... Flying Spaghetti Monster, forever! ✊
November 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
There is only room for one food god in this solar system... Flying Spaghetti Monster, forever! ✊
Website, loaded with weird shizzle. 👇
www.eli-allison.com
www.eli-allison.com
November 13, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Website, loaded with weird shizzle. 👇
www.eli-allison.com
www.eli-allison.com
When the world is falling apart, it's good to embrace the small pleasures of life, like drop kicking Nanas in the face, for cheap electrical goods. #autumnVibes
November 10, 2024 at 11:57 AM
When the world is falling apart, it's good to embrace the small pleasures of life, like drop kicking Nanas in the face, for cheap electrical goods. #autumnVibes
November 3, 2023 at 12:12 PM
And so the beginning of the end has started...
November 3, 2023 at 11:48 AM
And so the beginning of the end has started...
I've been ruining films/T.V 'all culture' for my other half for the best part of ten years now. Figuring out the plot twist in the first scene, knowing who the murderer is, and pointing out plot hole after plot hole after plot hole.
Warning if you follow me, I’ll ruin everything you love.
Warning if you follow me, I’ll ruin everything you love.
October 23, 2023 at 8:23 AM
I've been ruining films/T.V 'all culture' for my other half for the best part of ten years now. Figuring out the plot twist in the first scene, knowing who the murderer is, and pointing out plot hole after plot hole after plot hole.
Warning if you follow me, I’ll ruin everything you love.
Warning if you follow me, I’ll ruin everything you love.