Eli
eliazym.bsky.social
Eli
@eliazym.bsky.social
writer, actor, singer
chaotic-neutral goblin
lvl 25
non-binary
🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈
This is my official movement to change 'twoonie' to 'bearnie' for the Canadian $2 coin.

The Loon is on the loonie. The Polar Bear is on the bearnie.

What are we doing?
July 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The continent is literally on fire, and people will be arguing over my right to exist long after everything has burned to ash 🖕🏼

#PrideNeverEnds #ProtectTransYouth #BlackLivesMatter #EveryChildMatters
#LoveIsLove

There is no left or right, only up and down.

If We Burn, You Burn With Us.
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Dear person who honked at me for no reason,

I wish I had nowhere to be so I could stop everything and ruin your day.

Sincerely,

Murphy's Law.
June 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Life finds a way
April 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Happy birthday, Emma Watson, wherever you are today 💙
April 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Prime Minister Mark Carney 🇨🇦 -
"We did for Americans when they needed us. Now we have to do for Canada." #cdnpoli
March 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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They keep saying they don't know if any information disclosed in their Signal chat group was classified meanwhile Goldberg is saying they disclosed the name of a female covert CIA agent.
March 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've seen this clip so often I have to say something to nobody in particular about it:

Asking Anna what it's like to work with Blake again is like asking someone what it was like being partnered with their highschool bully for an adult business project later in life.

The "oh, y'know," says it all.
March 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I started answering calls from unknown numbers (scammers) with the greeting, "good morning, RCMP office! How may I direct your call?"

they lose your number pretty quick.
March 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
thank you to the bots who have followed me in the hour since I got here, y'all are real ones.
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the Indiana Jones game has me in a chokehold.

send help (don't send help i kind of like it)
January 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the windows XP startup sound.

you're welcome.
January 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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16: depressed, listening to Nirvana
43: depressed, listening to Nirvana
January 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
being a weird creature with an inconsistent database is hilarious to me.
January 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM