This is my official movement to change 'twoonie' to 'bearnie' for the Canadian $2 coin.

The Loon is on the loonie. The Polar Bear is on the bearnie.

What are we doing?

The continent is literally on fire, and people will be arguing over my right to exist long after everything has burned to ash 🖕🏼

#PrideNeverEnds #ProtectTransYouth #BlackLivesMatter #EveryChildMatters
#LoveIsLove

There is no left or right, only up and down.

If We Burn, You Burn With Us.

Dear person who honked at me for no reason,

I wish I had nowhere to be so I could stop everything and ruin your day.

Sincerely,

Murphy's Law.

Life finds a way

Happy birthday, Emma Watson, wherever you are today 💙

Prime Minister Mark Carney 🇨🇦 -
"We did for Americans when they needed us. Now we have to do for Canada." #cdnpoli

They keep saying they don't know if any information disclosed in their Signal chat group was classified meanwhile Goldberg is saying they disclosed the name of a female covert CIA agent.

I've seen this clip so often I have to say something to nobody in particular about it:

Asking Anna what it's like to work with Blake again is like asking someone what it was like being partnered with their highschool bully for an adult business project later in life.

The "oh, y'know," says it all.

I started answering calls from unknown numbers (scammers) with the greeting, "good morning, RCMP office! How may I direct your call?"

they lose your number pretty quick.

thank you to the bots who have followed me in the hour since I got here, y'all are real ones.

the Indiana Jones game has me in a chokehold.

send help (don't send help i kind of like it)

the windows XP startup sound.

you're welcome.

16: depressed, listening to Nirvana
43: depressed, listening to Nirvana

being a weird creature with an inconsistent database is hilarious to me.