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Zardoz (1974), dir. John Boorman
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Nekkid!
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The second dose completely wrecked me the next day. Better than the alternative.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
They gave *his mustache* a tragic WW1 origin story.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"NghInH" in tlhIngan'Hol
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
That's how you know he's the inside man with a stolen uniform.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is "Star Wars and Other Galactic Funk" erasure.
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I was going to hit "like", but...
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you pile too many right angles together you're likely to accidentally make a swastika, or something close enough that it'll read as one.
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I had a moment of thinking they might be interesting as paving stones, but someone in one of the other threads pointed out what can happen when that many right angles are linked together, the major thing every design instructor has warned about since the middle of last century.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The door's unlocked, Grombo. Have you tried the door? You've been here for a week, Grombo.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Common sense" is a warning that you're about to hear the most deranged shit imaginable.
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Best we can do on short notice is a fracas.
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I still have yet to see the alleged poem, so this whole morning on Bluesky has been like reading Robert Chambers' "King in Yellow" stories where all of the characters speak in hushed tones about the play that drives people insane, but you never really get to see what's in it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Jacuzzi full of candiru
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This might actually work!

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Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and McCoy outwit the Androids
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November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"--ewing everything in sight."
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Finish the evening with Zardoz and you're all set.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM