Eli Schutze
@elibelly.dev
Making @sling.money with nice people (changing the world)
ex @twitter @monzo web
gossip, comedy, trains, swiftie, fintech, the internet, the Web™, plants, coffee
socials at https://linktr.ee/eli.belly
ex @twitter @monzo web
gossip, comedy, trains, swiftie, fintech, the internet, the Web™, plants, coffee
socials at https://linktr.ee/eli.belly
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
tfw the hover state kinda changes the story 😆
@theguardian.com
@theguardian.com
July 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
tfw the hover state kinda changes the story 😆
@theguardian.com
@theguardian.com
We're hosting our first meetup at the Sling offices (a design panel!) and the turnout and vibes are amazing???
July 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We're hosting our first meetup at the Sling offices (a design panel!) and the turnout and vibes are amazing???
the prognosis is not good, I'm afraid
May 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the prognosis is not good, I'm afraid
Call my physio, something must be wrong
May 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Call my physio, something must be wrong
Poll: Is this acceptable French Toast texture? Y/N
May 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Poll: Is this acceptable French Toast texture? Y/N
Oww! I *really* need to watch my step
May 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Oww! I *really* need to watch my step
They're coming for MC jobs too #AllDayHey @philhawksworth.dev
May 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
They're coming for MC jobs too #AllDayHey @philhawksworth.dev
Oh noo I tripped and fell into this Margarita
April 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Oh noo I tripped and fell into this Margarita
NEW OFFICE DOG ALERT
this is not a drill
this is not a drill
April 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
NEW OFFICE DOG ALERT
this is not a drill
this is not a drill
my pal made me a spring carrot cake, please admire
March 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
my pal made me a spring carrot cake, please admire
Call me a grump but one of my pet peeves is non-traditional "quirky" bathroom gender signs
March 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Call me a grump but one of my pet peeves is non-traditional "quirky" bathroom gender signs
Did Doechii get raptured
March 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Did Doechii get raptured
"Nobody is sure what it was used for"
January 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"Nobody is sure what it was used for"
Nothing a little Nora Ephron won't fix
December 1, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Nothing a little Nora Ephron won't fix
Everyone thinks startups are always chaotic all of the time. And I always tell them that's not true, there are normal, chill days!
Not today, though.
The @sling.money team really going through it these past couple days. And continuing to impress me every step of the way! 🚀
Not today, though.
The @sling.money team really going through it these past couple days. And continuing to impress me every step of the way! 🚀
November 29, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Everyone thinks startups are always chaotic all of the time. And I always tell them that's not true, there are normal, chill days!
Not today, though.
The @sling.money team really going through it these past couple days. And continuing to impress me every step of the way! 🚀
Not today, though.
The @sling.money team really going through it these past couple days. And continuing to impress me every step of the way! 🚀
really chaotic/exciting day this evening at work. Sling Money HQ was all hands on deck for a bit of a viral moment.
November 28, 2024 at 12:45 AM
really chaotic/exciting day this evening at work. Sling Money HQ was all hands on deck for a bit of a viral moment.
RIP to the first victim of Windy Day. Anyone missing a yellow bean bag?
November 24, 2024 at 6:31 PM
RIP to the first victim of Windy Day. Anyone missing a yellow bean bag?
I know! It's a very brief appearance at the beginning and yes, definitely worth a rewatch
November 22, 2024 at 8:44 AM
I know! It's a very brief appearance at the beginning and yes, definitely worth a rewatch
oh shit we got it and now we have to go #glastonbury
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 AM
oh shit we got it and now we have to go #glastonbury